35 Outrageously Funny Signs That Missed the Mark (December 14, 2023)

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    BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DONT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?
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  • 02
    STORE VIOLENCE
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    I HAVE KITTENS... TOILET PAPER IS IN THE TOP DRAWER HAVE KITTENS...
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    COURTYARD FREE THROAT PUNCH WHEN YOU ORDER PUMPKIN SPICED RIBS
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    V We Drink
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    NO CLIMBING OR SITTING ON DUCKS THESE PREMISES ARE UNDER VIDEO SURVEILLANCE
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    BEST ON YOUR FLOOR BATH MAT 50X80 CM SUPER OBSERVANT
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    6 WIFE MISSING WON'T STOP LOOKING TILL I FIND HER 2720
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    WARNING! Frequency of human-bear encounters! Hikers: please take extra precautions and wear little noisy bells on clothing to give advance warning and avoid surprising the animals. We also suggest carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. Be vigilant for fresh bear activity and distinguish between Black bear and Grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear s it has bells in it and smells like pepper. Happy hiking...
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    DANGER REA CLOSED EXTREME GRIZZLY BEAR HAZARD DO NOT ENTER Ursula Salemans
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    JAZZ DRUMMER WANTED MUST KNOW: 1) Tss t Tss 2) Tss Tss t Tssssssss 3) Tss t Tss t Tss Tss 4) NO COWBELL NO
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    Sta DON'T CARE HOW MUCH CANDY YOU TAKE BUT IF YOU HAVE A HOT SINGLE Mom LEAVE HER NUMBER LOVE, YOUR FUTURE DAD LIFE SAVER GARBERAN ANTON CHANCE BU LIFESAVERS FESAVERS GUMMIES 1443 LIFESAVERS Pin LIFE ANG Starburs Shombo NO SLANST AS HI
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    CASH AR This Shirt Is Sending Mixed Messages SAVE 20 NEVER DO YOUR BEST QUIT
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    LEN WE'RE GONNA SIT HERE, AND DRINK BEER UNTILL WE UNDERSTAND WOMEN
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    Honeywell Before Turning the HEAT on Do you? Have Socks on = yes no Long sleeve shirt : yes no underwear / pants ye See your breath: No NO HEAT yes →> Get dressed
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    RESTROOM IS FOR EATING CUSTOMERS ONLY!!!! REST ROOM */* Restrooms
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    PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE KIDS COACHES ARE VOLUNTEERS UMPIRES ARE HUMAN YOU DO NOT PLAY FOR THE YANKEES
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    My mind is like my internet browser 19/ tabs are open 3 of them and I have no idea where the music is coming from are frozen
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    JEFFERY DAHMER SAID TATTOOS TASTE TERRIBLE. STAY SAFE FROM CANNIBALS GET MORE TATTOOS.
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  • 20
    HAMBURGER HELPER ONLY WORKS IF THE HAMBURGER IS READY TO ACCEPT THAT IT NEEDS HELP
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  • 21
    DRINK 'TIL YOU WANT ME I CAN'T DRINK THAT AUCH
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  • 22
    LO MIND STA HISTERICAL TEXAS COMMITTEE AT THIS VERY LOCATION ON APRIL 12, 1861 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED.
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  • 23
    SR Eygiptian Strawberries one Try there great! MOCCONA MOCCONA
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  • 24
    * MOM SAID: ALCOHOL IS YOUR ENEMY * JESUS SAID. LOVE YOUR ENEMY CASE CLOSED CHEERS
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    purple marker missing! Please return it ASAP! NO!!!!!
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    I LOVE YOU FROM MY HEAD TO-MA-TOES TOMATO THE GREEN GRE
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    Enjoy Coca-Cola If you are grouchy, irritable or just plain mean, there will be a $10.00 charge for putting up with you. THIS SIGNBOARD IS GLUTEN FREE
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    LARGE PRINT AUDIO BOOKS anald ASLAN MYSTER CLIVE CUSSLER'S Cz& There KATIE COUSIC MICHAEL CONNELLY THE SARK HOURS HARLAN COBEN EN CLEVELAND THE NEW NEIGHBOR FOSTMIL 11 or LEE CHILD SENTINEL BRAN SA Bittersweet Beene Bessen dare to lead Brene FOREL BAIL Brene Brown. Brené Brown Brené Brown dare to lead dare to lead THE PALASE PAPERS TINA BROW Brené Brown ATLAS OF THE HEART ATLAS OF THE HEART- ATLAS OF THE HEART MEAN BABY SELMA BLAIR RIT BERNETT BRIDSER 6:20 MAN 10 19 N PRESTON STEVEN PINKER THE V
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    LARGE PRINT AUDIO BOOKS anald ASLAN MYSTER CLIVE CUSSLER'S Cz& There KATIE COUSIC MICHAEL CONNELLY THE SARK HOURS HARLAN COBEN EN CLEVELAND THE NEW NEIGHBOR FOSTMIL 11 or LEE CHILD SENTINEL BRAN SA Bittersweet Beene Bessen dare to lead Brene FOREL BAIL Brene Brown. Brené Brown Brené Brown dare to lead dare to lead THE PALASE PAPERS TINA BROW Brené Brown ATLAS OF THE HEART ATLAS OF THE HEART- ATLAS OF THE HEART MEAN BABY SELMA BLAIR RIT BERNETT BRIDSER 6:20 MAN 10 19 N PRESTON STEVEN PINKER THE V
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    FARMERS WIFE yes, he is WORKING No, I don't KNOW WHEN HE'LL BE HOME yes, Were Still MARRIED no, he's not IMAGINARY
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    WHERE PETS COME FIRST FREE BELLY RUBS WITH EXAM... SORRY PETS ONLY AND JASON MOMOA* WA
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    opas Lewisham NHS Primary Care Trust NOTICE REGARDING THE CAT WE ARE AWARE THAT THE CAT IS FREQUENTLY IN THE HEALTH CENTRE AND WE DO ALL WE CAN TO REMOVE IT BUT IT COMES BACK EVERY TIME THERE IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE CAT AND IF YOU DO THEN YOU WILL DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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    SENZOR MY HUSBAND & I BOTH HAVE A COLD ONLY DIFFERENCE I'M CLEANING HE'S DYING
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    CELINE DION my heart will go on
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    DANGER DO NOT FEED OR MOLEST GATORS CANNOT BE TAMED AND FEEDING THEM CAN RESULT IN THEIR MISTAKING A HAND FOR A HANDOUT! FLORIDA LAW PROHIBITS THE FEEDING OR MOLESTING OF ALLIGATORS!! $500 FINE FL.ST.STAT.372.667
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