I used to be a funny dude, I swear! I distinctly remember making people squirt their drinks out of their nose, people holding their stomachs while bent over, laughing and even people begging me to stop cracking jokes because they are about to pee their pants. However, and i'm not making this up, ever since i became a dad, I have stopped being “The funny one” in our group of friends (Now i'm. somehow, considered “The smart one”). I swear that at the same day I first became a father, all my jokes…