they're all ded

This is what will happen for most people who try this challenge. :P!!

I've finally hatched 9001 eggs...

The Bulbapedia Article hits the nail. But if Game Freak decides to make all Fairy-type Pokémon with feminine and cutesy qualities, then this is all moot.

"My lawyer's experience points are way higher than yours!" "I got the limited edition card you could only get at the mixer!" "Aw, I got the crappy home-business with Papyrus type…"