Forget the Pokemon Super Bowl Ad, someone put Danny DeVito's words in Pikachu's mouth. This is a real petition and after watching this video, you may feel compelled to sign it. 

Pastor Dwain Miller from El Dorado, Arkansas claims that Pokémon are using demonic powers to possess children everywhere; and that at one point he even saw some kid lose the ability to walk or speak, with black soot runnin' out his eyes, nose, and mouth.
Alriiighty, then.

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