34 Terribly Designed Toys That Somehow Made It to the Toy Store

John Summers • Contributor

Oct 8, 2023 10:00 PM EDT

When we think of toys, notions of laughter, joy, and hours of endless fun come to mind. But today we present to you a collection of toys that might've been conjured during a toymaker's fever dream. One has to wonder how these bewildering creations ever navigated the gauntlet of design meetings, quality checks, and manufacturing processes. Did no one, at any point, raise a hand and question the oddity before them?

Imagine the boardroom, as designer after designer nods in approval, seemingly oblivious to the evident toy travesties. From facial expressions that border on nightmarish to design choices that defy all logic, these toys surely left many scratching their heads. So, embark on this whimsical journey through a toy store of oddities, where every item makes you exclaim, "How on earth did THIS get the green light?" Dive in and revel in the delightful confusion, wondering along with us how anyone looked at these and declared, "Yes, this looks fine. Ship it out!"

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Is that cheaper to make?!

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"When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing"

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"My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside"

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Ganjasaurous

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Who approved this?!

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" Cinderella’s Nose Job Didn’t Go As Planned"

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I don't think it's Austria

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This duo is a little too dynamic

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"Go Home, Belle, You’re Drunk"

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Kidnap me Elmo

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"Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark"

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Oh dear

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Shave your baby?! Why?!

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Imma Dinathor!

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This baby has had enough

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Thimbah!

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What?! Why?!?

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Is it though?

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I don't wanna know

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Too many noses

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Well... They are not lying

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Poor Harry

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It's a Wonder this got approved

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For official Police work only!

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What kind of expression is that?

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"So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby"

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Weird looking spider

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S&M Bear?

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Pop me!

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New nightmare unlocks

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You didn't even try

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He's glad he had another pair of eyes

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