If wizards were real, I’m convinced they’d be the strangest people you know. Sure, we all picture someone like Gandalf—wise, mysterious, and a little aloof—but let’s be honest, most real-life wizards would probably be more like Radagast the Brown. You know, the type of person who talks to animals, forgets what day it is, and hasn’t washed their robes since the last lunar eclipse. Wizards give off that “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe” energy, mixed with “I haven’t slept in three days beca…