'Tis the end

As you leave the dark woods, clutching your trusty sword in your hands and still shaking from the harrowing battle you have just barely escaped, You gaze to the distance and see a small shack surrounded by old, withered wheat. Whoever was living in this shack had clearly left it long ago or had perhaps died and stopped attending his field. You are tired and hurting and in desperate need of rest; The shack will do. The door creaks open slowly, stretching and ripping a large amount of cobwebs as…

Oof, to keep your character alive in Dungeons and Dragons… well, it's no easy feat. Especially if the character in question is an 89-year-old human wizard at level 8, with 29 health.

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

I cast fireball!

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 34 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

This player had a circle of shepherd's druids but was continuously dissatisfied with her character's performance in combat.

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Playing DnD with your girlfriend... Yes or no?

You must guard the patrons from marauders...

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Sorry, you're not old enough to play with us anymore.

Your heart thumps like a drum in your chest... You have encountered a fire breathing dragon who has held your friend captive. What do you do next?

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 41 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

May the best creature win

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 33 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…