I swear, all I did was try out a new spell my friend Dave told me about—the one that is supposed to summon a lesser demon to come and do all your chores for you. And I don't know if I recited the incantation wrong, or if I added the wrong ingredient to the pot (I used the eye of an action figure of Newt from Aliens because I couldn't find an actual newt). Anyway, this portal opened up, but instead of a small, friendly demon, all these memes started pouring out, and they seem to be coming from e…