Meme long and prosper

I used to be a funny dude, I swear! I distinctly remember making people squirt their drinks out of their nose, people holding their stomachs while bent over, laughing and even people begging me to stop cracking jokes because they are about to pee their pants. However, and i'm not making this up, ever since i became a dad, I have stopped being “The funny one” in our group of friends (Now i'm. somehow, considered “The smart one”). I swear that at the same day I first became a father, all my jokes…

Nerdiness is a hell of a drug . Once you try one science fiction movie and like it, it's impossible to stop. One of your friends suggests you give Star Wars a try, and a week later, you are binge-watching Battlestar Galactica and buying Star Trek Funko Pops. You read one chapter of Lord of the Rings, and you suddenly find yourself knee-deep in a Dungeons and Dragons session with a bunch of sweaty, role-playing nerds . Also, your very definition of what is cool changes completely. You used to th…

Have you ever worked on something for years? I mean really poured your heart and soul into it, giving it all you've got. I can tell you that, personally, I have been working on a book for the past several years and I am nearly finished. But now I am absolutely terrified of actually showing it to anyone because after putting so much work into it, I don't think I could handle any kind of rejection. It would be devastating! Well, think about J.K. Rowling , who worked on the first book for over fiv…

It's normal to be weird

I swear, all I did was try out a new spell my friend Dave told me about—the one that is supposed to summon a lesser demon to come and do all your chores for you. And I don't know if I recited the incantation wrong, or if I added the wrong ingredient to the pot (I used the eye of an action figure of Newt from Aliens because I couldn't find an actual newt). Anyway, this portal opened up, but instead of a small, friendly demon, all these memes started pouring out, and they seem to be coming from e…

*dials tech support

I'm not saying I have a strange sense of humor, but everyone around me definitely says that—a lot! Some things just make me laugh, and I can't really explain why. It's not that I don't know what's funny about them; it's just too hard to explain to a normal person. I would have to explain two, or maybe three different fandoms , and then draw the connection between each of them to explain why an image is funny. By that point, it's not funny anymore. I've always been like that. My friends would te…

I swear, all I did was try out a new spell my friend Dave told me about—the one that is supposed to summon a lesser demon to come and do all your chores for you. And I don't know if I recited the incantation wrong, or if I added the wrong ingredient to the pot (I used the eye of an action figure of Newt from Aliens because I couldn't find an actual newt). Anyway, this portal opened up, but instead of a small, friendly demon, all these memes started pouring out, and they seem to be coming from e…

Resistance to these memes is futile

let's bring these back

Next Batch of Freah, High-Resolution Meme Templates Comes Out Tomorrow!

I'm not saying I have a strange sense of humor, but everyone around me definitely says that—a lot! Some things just make me laugh, and I can't really explain why. It's not that I don't know what's funny about them; it's just too hard to explain to a normal person. I would have to explain two, or maybe three different fandoms , and then draw the connection between each of them to explain why an image is funny. By that point, it's not funny anymore. I've always been like that. My friends would te…

Feeling Full of Joy

Gosh! Get ready to see “Napoleon Dynamite” like never before with these epic behind-the-scenes photos! Seriously, these pics are so flippin’ sweet, they’ll make you wanna grab some tots and vote for Pedro all over again. You'll see Jon Heder looking majestic in his “Vote for Pedro” shirt, Tina the llama doing her thing, and Uncle Rico probably throwing a football. If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to create the most random yet hilarious scenes , now’s your chance to find out. These behin…

There are so many signs out there. Every moment you spend outside your house, you are bombarded with signs—advertisements, traffic signs, warnings, detours, notes, and even small stickers or graffiti. Signs are everywhere! In fact, we have so many signs that we tend to just block them out completely (which kind of defeats the whole purpose behind signs). In today’s urban jungle, you have to stand out—like a bird with crazy colorful feathers or a monkey with a big red butt! One surefire way to g…