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Really though, we can't wait to see how the stars of We Bought a Zoo try to scheme their way over that Corvette Stingray.

And when will Dany finally make it to Jurassic Park??

It's so frustrating that we'll have to way a WHOLE YEAR before that.

No title's been released yet, but the official website is now live. Based off the concept art evident in this poster it looks like we're in for some sort of adventure that'll follow a team of explorers on their journey to a mysterious (Monster) Island, and all the beasts they come across while there...pretty much tapping into that golden Kaiju movie formula, right?

Japan's busy making a new Godzilla movie titled Godzilla Resurgence, and hot dang does it look amazeballs. 



On the flipside...not so sure what's going on with the new and not so safe for work Godzilla figure that's currently being produced and sold in Japan as part of that pre-movie hype. Here's another look at the figure:



A quick look through some of the following reactions, and you'll see many of us are at a loss for words here...


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@GMANonScified

We've been served up some unexpected renditions of the infamous Godzilla; from the box-jawed mother of Matthew Broderick's 1998 version to the more recent 2014 encounter Bryan Cranston had with what might as well have been the mystery beast from Cloverfield.

Anyone see that? Nope? Oh, okay. End credits.

Great promise lies on the approaching summer horizon with the coming release of Godzilla: Resurgence. This will be the first Japanese Godzilla movie in over 10 year's time.

The new dropped photos of the supposed production designs employed to bring life to the newest Godzilla were reportedly leaked by a fan group on Twitter on Saturday.

Say hello to the full design of Shin Godzilla. #Godzilla resurgence! pic.twitter.com/CPZUQLshAD

— the big bad Ben (@Thebigbadben90) January 4, 2016

What we have as the best fan theory proposed so far, kind of not really, is that this is the original 1954 Godzilla that somehow managed to start up with regenerating itself.

According to i09 this Godzilla is some kind of 'hybrid' design, never until now attempted in a Japanese Production. This production design weds computer graphics with a gigantic tower of a doll of rippling red muscle that portrays much resemblance to that of an anatomy chart.

In case the first three movies didn't convince you that humankind should not tamper with the delicate balance of nature, Jurassic World is back to underline that bolded, italicized, highlighted sentiment. With a little help from Chris Pratt, of course.
Really though, didn't expect Godzilla.

Godzilla hits theaters on May 16th. Is your body ready?