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Does anybody even remember the terrible movie The Covenant? In case it's been a while since you've seen it, lets recap: hot warlocks turn into gross old men the more they use magic. Terror, vanity, and wrinkliness ensue. Up to speed? Great. In this week's BFF, author Misty Glow takes the story TO THE NEXT LEVEL by adding a witch capable of stopping the aging process. Alright boys, lets convince this Mary Sue to stay.

Let's all pause for a moment and giggle at "Aunt Flow." Need more giggles? A link to all 24 chapters is in the Via below.

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Things that creep me out #257: dramatic South Park romance fanfiction. There are few characters in my mind that are less suited for romance than the boys from South Park and "OMG, Autumn loves Kenny" just makes me cringe. I can't decide if my favorite quote from this fanfic is "Autumn could barely sleep that night. Her Ashley Tisdale poster seemed to be smiling at her, Hannah Montana seemed like she was dancing with her" or "I know we've only been together for a little while, but Jack and Rose were only together for a day or two. I love you." Read it for yourself and let me know what your favorite moments were in the comments. Link to the full story in the via below!

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On the bright side, Bella/Alison doesn't spend the entire story in tears, bleating like a goat because Edward left her. She's also apparently merely pretending to be in high school, making Edward a tiny bit less of a pedobear for liking her in the first place. However, she's just as irritatingly sad and swoony over Sirius as the real Bella is over Edward. Oh, and New Moon is set at the same time Harry Potter's parents are killed? WAT. I can't even. My mind is going numb. Send help.

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If you want to get technical about it, this week's BFF is really titled "Rooming with a bunch of hot wearwolfs is not okay!" Spelling and stuff is for chumps.

It's the delightful tale of a girl named Ernie (oh, so that's how she ended up rooming with boys!) who happens to be a half-vampire (oops, spoilers!) living with a bunch of hottie-pants werewolves (er, wearwolves, I guess). Oh and BTW, she's gorgeous and magically enchanting. And she's a lovely person. Or something.

There's a link to all five chapters in the via below. I hate myself for reading it.