bad fanfic friday

bad fanfic friday fanfiction It Came From the It Came From the Interwebz justin bieber - 6420524544
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I don't even need to say anything; the "narratior" has done all the work for me! That said, I don't think you're ready for this story, Fandom. Jenna Sue here is not a Belieber but has the unfortunate privilege of getting kissed by Justin on a flight AND living next to him! Sounds like she's in for a fun stay with dad and a whole lot of tension with Mr. Bieber. Maybe he'll even write a song about her!

bad fanfic friday fanfiction Harry Potter It Came From the It Came From the Interwebz - 6311311616
By Alex Armbruster (Via fanfiction.net)
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From the Submitter: Her name is Samantha SilverMoon. Just saying.

MARY SUE ALERT! A princess has entered the story.

bad fanfic friday fanfiction ironman tony stark - 6535249920
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I know what you're thinking; "this doesn't seem so bad, it even has pictures!" Keep reading, I'll wait. Did you get to "I quickly looked at myself in the mirror and pouted. I had terrible bed head, and looked like I had just been cured from being a zombie" yet? Do you want to die?

She's a stubborn and brilliant scientist forced to work for Tony Stark. He's Tony Stark, a stubborn and brilliant jerk who infuriates her. I think you see where this is going, no? I bet she's gonna reluctantly fall in love with him, huffing and puffing and brushing her blonde bangs out of her eyes along the way. Hopefully Pepper Pots will step in and put an end to this nonsense before I lose my mind.

bad fanfic friday It Came From the Interwebz the fast and the furious twilight - 6133899776
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I'm so sorry to say that this is the ONLY chapter (so far) of this amazing Twilight/Fast and the Furious crossover with not just one, but TWO authors! It's been so long since I've seen someone swoon over Dominic Toretto that I almost forgot how attractive his big, bald, shiny head was. Be still, my heart. To make matters worse, these clever authors left us with such a cliffhanger! Who could this mystery man be? A hottie hot-hot vampire from Twilight? Some other extremely significant character from the Fast and the Furious that I've forgotten about? Wasn't Ja Rule in that movie? What ever happened to him?

P.S. I never realized how close Forks was to Seattle! Three hours seems like a reasonable daily commute, doesn't it?

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I'm calling trollfic on this one, but that's okay because "Saren blow up. And Saren dies."

bad fanfic friday books Harry Potter It Came From the It Came From the Interwebz movies twilight - 6367832064
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On the bright side, Bella/Alison doesn't spend the entire story in tears, bleating like a goat because Edward left her. She's also apparently merely pretending to be in high school, making Edward a tiny bit less of a pedobear for liking her in the first place. However, she's just as irritatingly sad and swoony over Sirius as the real Bella is over Edward. Oh, and New Moon is set at the same time Harry Potter's parents are killed? WAT. I can't even. My mind is going numb. Send help.

bad fanfic friday crossover It Came From the Interwebz twilight x men - 5950019328
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What, what, what are you doing, Readerwritergirl12?! How dare you soil X-Men with Twilight! Though, in the author's defense, the glittering vampire thing could just be a really terrible mutation. I'd buy that. I mean, it's no worse than being Jubilee, right?

bad fanfic friday best of week doctor who It Came From the Interwebz scifi - 5917569024
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This week's BFF is so bad that I had reservations about posting it. I can't imagine it's anything but a trollfic, and though I've read it three times, I have no idea what's going on. Rory's marrying River, but she's a dog? Rose is part timelord?

In case you aren't up to date on your Canadian politicians, Stephen Harper is Canada's Prime Minister, and Justin Trudeau is a Member of Parliament (and in the author's defense, he is rather cute for a politician).

As usual, there's a link to the full masterpiece in the Via below.

bad fanfic friday crossover terminator the lion king - 6214664960
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Oh no, this is not some kind of preface; this is the first chapter. How could you NOT want to read a story that features a terminator who "looks similar to Scar but not all the way" (whatever that means)?

bad fanfic friday fanfiction Supernatural - 6517263104
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Sam and Dean have a Mary Sue sister? Did she just get spanked by their father?! I don't like where this is headed. Oh please, please don't let there be any Win-cest (see what I did there? Apparently all the cool kids call it that. Cool kids, you guys are gross).
As if Supernatural wasn't angsty enough, this writer's gone and added a girl of questionable age with terrible taste in clothing (don't you worry, she includes links for every outfit). I'm tree chapters and two spankings in, and I'm ready to quit Supernatural for good. I don't think I could handle flashbacks of this story abomination.

bad fanfic friday fanfic It Came From the Interwebz werewolves - 5715960832
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Sorry guys, that title was way too long. The full title of this amazing fanfic is "They're Weird, Rude, Confusing, and Clingy. Not To Mention They're Werewolves." Do I even need to say anything else? If you want to read it, the full 46 chapters are in the via below.

P.S. Not sure if this is still a better love story than Twilight. It seems awfully similar. Though points to this fanfic author, because her writing is almost on par with Stephenie Meyer's!

bad fanfic friday bbc fanfic It Came From the Interwebz Sherlock - 6014281216
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Attention Shirene shippers!

Guys, I've got a present for you: 48 chapters of really bad Sherlock/Irene dialogue! This week's BFF is all talking, all the time. I'm fairly certain this prologue has the most description of any chapter in this fic. Not convinced you should read it? They have a baby who finds things fascinating at the age of two! Come on, how could you resist the little prodigy?
As usual, a link to the full story is in the Via below.

bad fanfic friday It Came From the Interwebz legend of zelda link - 6142413824
By Mlerin (Via Link's Queen)
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From the Submitter: "...did the prologue make you feel disturbed? Just wait until you read the three-page long author's note at the beginning."

Excuse me, I think I need to go have a nice long bath in mind bleach to get the image of "Link's Queen" (oh yeah, that's what she calls herself) having little Link babies out of my mind.