bad fanfic friday

I'm so sorry to say that this is the ONLY chapter (so far) of this amazing Twilight/Fast and the Furious crossover with not just one, but TWO authors! It's been so long since I've seen someone swoon over Dominic Toretto that I almost forgot how attractive his big, bald, shiny head was. Be still, my heart. To make matters worse, these clever authors left us with such a cliffhanger! Who could this mystery man be? A hottie hot-hot vampire from Twilight? Some other extremely significant character from the Fast and the Furious that I've forgotten about? Wasn't Ja Rule in that movie? What ever happened to him?

P.S. I never realized how close Forks was to Seattle! Three hours seems like a reasonable daily commute, doesn't it?

A Fantastic 4 "one-shot" that your "friend" wrote, eh? I've heard that one before (no really, I have. I think I need to reevaluate my life). I sure do love stories that start with our heroine discovering that she's useless, "leant" against a fancy yellow railing. This excerpt is about half of the full story, which ends abruptly for no reason with a question from the author: should this be a two shot? To put it simply, no. Though I am deeply curious about how they're going to get out of...whateve

It's rare, but every once in a while, a decent fanfic rises from the endless sea of bad fanfiction to surprise and delight. This is one of those fanfics. In Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry is raised by an Oxford professor as a Bayesian rationalist. All those moments in which you yelled "Harry, WHY? What are you doing, you stupid **?" are no more! Check out all 81 chapters in the via below.

From the Submitter: "I was browsing one day and stumbled across this. I was only able to read about half of it. I saw the title and thought the author was joking."

Hey, in the author's defense, a bloody cat can change everything. Don't forget to share your own forays into the world of bad fanfiction! All you have to do is submit a screenshot and a link to the full story and you too can contribute to my slow descent into madness!

Attention Shirene shippers!

Guys, I've got a present for you: 48 chapters of really bad Sherlock/Irene dialogue! This week's BFF is all talking, all the time. I'm fairly certain this prologue has the most description of any chapter in this fic. Not convinced you should read it? They have a baby who finds things fascinating at the age of two! Come on, how could you resist the little prodigy?
As usual, a link to the full story is in the Via below.

What, what, what are you doing, Readerwritergirl12?! How dare you soil X-Men with Twilight! Though, in the author's defense, the glittering vampire thing could just be a really terrible mutation. I'd buy that. I mean, it's no worse than being Jubilee, right?

Oh no, this is not some kind of preface; this is the first chapter. How could you NOT want to read a story that features a terminator who "looks similar to Scar but not all the way" (whatever that means)?

All my creys are belong to you, Mary Sue.

Ouran High School Host Club Fanfic

If you want to get technical about it, this week's BFF is really titled "Rooming with a bunch of hot wearwolfs is not okay!" Spelling and stuff is for chumps.

It's the delightful tale of a girl named Ernie (oh, so that's how she ended up rooming with boys!) who happens to be a half-vampire (oops, spoilers!) living with a bunch of hottie-pants werewolves (er, wearwolves, I guess). Oh and BTW, she's gorgeous and magically enchanting. And she's a lovely person. Or something.

There's a link to all five chapters in the via below. I hate myself for reading it.

From the Submitter: "...did the prologue make you feel disturbed? Just wait until you read the three-page long author's note at the beginning."

Excuse me, I think I need to go have a nice long bath in mind bleach to get the image of "Link's Queen" (oh yeah, that's what she calls herself) having little Link babies out of my mind.

I know what you're thinking; "this doesn't seem so bad, it even has pictures!" Keep reading, I'll wait. Did you get to "I quickly looked at myself in the mirror and pouted. I had terrible bed head, and looked like I had just been cured from being a zombie" yet? Do you want to die?

She's a stubborn and brilliant scientist forced to work for Tony Stark. He's Tony Stark, a stubborn and brilliant jerk who infuriates her. I think you see where this is going, no? I bet she's gonna reluctantly fall in love with him, huffing and puffing and brushing her blonde bangs out of her eyes along the way. Hopefully Pepper Pots will step in and put an end to this nonsense before I lose my mind.

I feel something burning in my "throught" too, but I'm pretty sure it's just vomit.

Sorry guys, that title was way too long. The full title of this amazing fanfic is "They're Weird, Rude, Confusing, and Clingy. Not To Mention They're Werewolves." Do I even need to say anything else? If you want to read it, the full 46 chapters are in the via below.

P.S. Not sure if this is still a better love story than Twilight. It seems awfully similar. Though points to this fanfic author, because her writing is almost on par with Stephenie Meyer's!

Are you a fan of superheroes? Oh good, 'cause Bad Fanfic Friday is about to ruin those too! Lizzy, a seriously underweight girl with an affinity for pink and a need to describe every mundane detail of her morning routine boards a plane to Oklahoma that (spoiler alert) ends up in GOTHAM. Confusion and a run in with Batman follow.

I got nothing, guys. It's really bad. Go read it for yourself. Just wait until it switches to Bruce Wayne's POV.

Eye Bleach and Sympathetic Hugs, Amemeda