magikarp

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The song features a Japanese child singing on about how weak Magikarp is. Here's the chorus:

Weak pokémon, Magikarp

The weakest thing in the world

Weak pokémon, Magikarp

So weak that it's actually shocking

Can't say this is quite as catchy as the Slowpoke song:



But damn if it's right up there!

Source: moonflightspark.deviantart.com

Mistform says: "Foppa" is the name of an in-game-traded magikarp, just in case someone is wondering.

Guess Splash doesn't help.

People now will enjoy making Magikarp suffer.

...but nothing happened!