Bad Fanfic Friday: "Brillantly stupidly in love"

From the Submitter: "Brillantly stupidly in love"? No, just brilliantly stupid. Yoibers! There's a pairing I never wanted to/never thought I'd see. I know everybody has fantasies and writing fanfiction is one way to bring them to life, but come on! They'd make a terrible couple. There's definitely no team Shurt over here.