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The Lion King

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Don't bother throwing money at your screen in hopes of making this real; it already is! Well, it will be anyway. Anybody wanna have a party with me in line some time in "late fall"? Check out the press release at the link in the Via below.

I don't even need to say anything; the "narratior" has done all the work for me! That said, I don't think you're ready for this story, Fandom. Jenna Sue here is not a Belieber but has the unfortunate privilege of getting kissed by Justin on a flight AND living next to him! Sounds like she's in for a fun stay with dad and a whole lot of tension with Mr. Bieber. Maybe he'll even write a song about her!

Mulan