31 Immature Puns and Dad Jokes That Aren’t Fully Groan Yet (October 7, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Oct 7, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

You know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke. And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want some proof? we STILL groan and cringe every time OUR parents share some horrible puns! 

One day our kids will become parents themselves and they will pass on these cringe-worthy puns to their kids and so on. It's a long line of dad jokes that started somewhere in the Middle Ages and are still plaguing society to this day.

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    The days of using correct English have long went
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    Your X-RAY showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop
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    JUST BOUGHT A SWEET CAR ONLINE PREVIOUSLY OWNED BY NEIL DIAMOND
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    Not everyone will get it PEN & CRACKERS RITZ RITZ cen On
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    INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER SA WATER IS HEAVIER THAN BUTANE BECAUSE BUTANE IS A LIGHTER FLUID
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    What makes you think I have a back problem? Oh, just a hunch.
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    I was told not to worry about spelling because we have autocorrect. I am internally grapefruit.
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    I BOUGHT SOME SHOES FROM A DRUG DEALER. NOT SURE WHAT THEY WERE LACED WITH, BUT I'VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY. imgflip.com
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    BACTERIA FRONTERIA HANDSOFTHYDINOSAUR
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    I just got a job making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line so I have to make every second count.
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    Before Sigourney Weaver, people had to weave their own sigournies by hand.
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    YOUR LICENSE SAYS YOU SHOULD BE WEARING GLASSES imgilp.com OHAVE CONTACTS I DON'T CARE WHO YOU KNOW
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    I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table. Piken's Beard How do you know it's authentic? It had a bit of veneer missing. Rihen's Beand
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    Was that a T-Rex that was just talking to you? Yeah, he just sold me a few handguns What?? Why? He's my small arms dealer
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    INDIAN HILLS COMMUNITY CENTER SO ELECTRICIANS HAVE TO STRIP TO MAKE ENDS MEET
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    Is Isn't Was Wasn't
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    I've lost 20% of my couch ouch 10.4k BEST COMMENTS cainey • 5h 195 ↑ Share 1 Award That's the funniest couch joke I've seen sofa Reply 2.3k
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    I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized: cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese. It's just a curd to me.
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    I once got my dog to bring back a stick Sounds farfetched. thrown 100 miles away.
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    wo-oah we're halfway there wo-oah
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    Oh no! I'm under a tack!
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    I'M HAVIN A BREAKDOWN 유 유 YOU'LL BE OK AGGHHH 옷 ok ok
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    ran into this Lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only Sustained light injuries.
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    My house is haunted by a chicken: A poultrygeist TEVE A fowl spirit. I plan to call an eggsorcist to help it cross to the other side
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    Madagascar Gladagascar IG: @PUN TORTURE Sadagascar Notagascar IG: @PUN TORTURE Madatgascar
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    I saw my neighbor crying while pushing his lawnmower. He was a going through rough patch. 10/3/2024
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    I used to have a job making chess pieces. Captain Kink Man Myth Legend Captain Kink Man Myth Legend I worked the knight shift.
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    I JUST DOWNLOADED THE TITANIC SOUNDTRACK. IT'S SYNCING RIGHT NOW.
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    Are you high? Am I what? Hello. High.
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    His name is Stew. He is the soupervisor.
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