37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (February 18, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Feb 18, 2024 11:00 PM EST

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage.

You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits.

The ogre roars in anger and turns to face you. It swings its club, but you dodge out of the way. You attack again, this time landing a critical hit. The ogre falls to the ground, dead.

You loot the ogre's body and find an old book. You open the book and see that it is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

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  • 01
    LIFE D&D
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  • 02
    WHEN THE ROGUE ANSWERS, "YOUR MOM" WHEN ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING IN THE PALACE PALACE INQUISITORS ROGUE ROYAL GUARDS
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    Wizards smoke out of long pipes so they do not risk setting their beards on fire.
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    Ranger all the way baby!

    Paladin Cleric Rogue Bard Barbarian Ranger Druid Wizard Fighter Warlock Monk Sorcerer Mar 21-Apr 19 Apr 20-May 20 May 21-Jun 20 Jun 21-Jul 22 Jul 23-Aug 22 Aug 23-Sep 22 Sep 23-Oct 22 Oct 23-Nov 21 Nov 22-Dec 21 Dec 22-Jan 19 Jan 20-Feb 18 Feb 19-Mar 20
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    G'day! I'm Bob the Necromancer RIP Today we're doing an unboxing hold up
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    When as a DM, you made in game death possible and you kill one of your player's characters. I'm sorry, little one.
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    Bandit Leader: Please! Spare me and I'll give you everything. 100 Gold, some pearl earrings, I've even got this Wizards spellbook! YOURS! JUST LET ME LIVE!!! Barbarian: RUST DMG You got any stuff that doesn't suck?
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    Paladin: Another town saved! Onwards my friends more innocents need our aid! RUN DMG! AF Gol moodl
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  • 09
    When you do character intros on session 1 of a new campaign and nobody read the setting guide 3D
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    Me: So what did I miss last session, we were gonna go shopping right? DM: Well things got a little...weird... 30 LICE TER MG MALL
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  • 11
    When the DM lets you roll even though you have no training in the skill, and says you can succeed on a 20, which you roll. It's not possible. o.com/andmemes Not probable.
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    03 2011 Apr museum-of-artifacts Executioner sword with inscription: Inscription: When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life. Germany, 1600s jeoff 1990.011 demonshauntingcomputers god that inscription is the tightest paladin sh, lawful best lawful raw
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  • 13
    DM: Roll to pick the lock Player: *Rolls Natural 1* Let me have a try. OPEN SESAME! Well, I've done all I can do.
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    When the Gm asks you're sure and you say yes GM's Screen
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    You're in her DMs I'm sacrificing her to Demons. We are not the same. You BBEG Your Girl RUN NOREM DMG
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  • 16
    SAY IT AGAIN DUNGEON MASTER fb.com/dndmemes P YOU HAVE ADVANTAGE
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    When a player builds their character to be mechanically useless so that they can roleplay the character's flaws I HAVE PURPOSEFULLY TRAINED HIM WRONG DUNGEON MASTERMINDS @DNGNMASTERMINDS AS A JOKE
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  • 18
    Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what?
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    Player: Hey, you said I could bring in my character from a previous campaign! GM: It's a dark space opera... Player: Biggus Birdicus has range!!! T
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    I KEEP TRYING TO CREATE A EPIC ENEMY FOR MY PLAYERS 30-3-3 BUT ILL NEVER MAKE ONE THATS AS DANGEROUS TO THEM AS THEMSELVES
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    When you go deep RP'ing your character only to realise that the concerns they have are major ones that you're trying to unpack in your own life and it ends up being a cathartic experience that enriches your understanding of yourself: Congratulations, you played yourself.
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  • 22
    When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.
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    Pete 9th level fireball AN Literally the entire party The cute NPC side character with no relevance to the plot Axe of the Dwarvish Lords
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    When the barbarian crits against a goblin and insists on rolling damage even though minimum damage would kill it. "Stop! He's already dead."
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  • 25
    THE DM'S OTHERWORLDLY HORROR, BENT ON INFLICTING NEVERENDING MADDNESS. YES! THE WARLOCK WITH A 20 CHARISMA AND A THING FOR CRYPTIDS
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  • 26
    A lvl 35 Archmage after sending a lvl 1 party to die saving the world because they just got some prime Halfling leaf and couldn't be bothered
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  • 27
    GM: You are 100% sure you want to flirt with *checks notes* "gurgloth The Sineater"? Bard: Oh yeah, I show him a sin to eat hehe *5 minutes later* Bard incoming! I thought he was going to "distract" them? Tu RUN DMG *Sigh* Well a friend in need... What!? it was just getting interesting!!! Bard GUYS!!! I messed up the BBEG is way freakier than I anticipated! HELP!!!! ROSLOF
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  • 28
    How to console a player after you kill their character Have you tried rolling better? DM RUN OMG
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  • 29
    Therapist: You have to learn to process your emotions in a healthy way, you can't just live in a fantasy world! Me having bought 5 TTRPGs this week: RUN DMG
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  • 30
    The Party's "favorite" NPC (pseudo hostage) after hearing all the "hilarious shenanigans" (murder & mayhem) they did while "adventuring" (grave robbing, murder for hire, anarchy) RUN DMG 3
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  • 31
    SSD The Barbarian My Rogue with 13 hp Healing Word The Cleric NICE RICRI
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  • 32
    When the TTRPG clicks for your new players and they start RP'ing or discussing lore without any prompting RUN DMG
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  • 33
    The Rust Monster using its ability to rust away the Barbarian's weapons The Barbarian, who made sure to bring weapons made from copper
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  • 34
    Chaotic good player: I killed the villain Paladin: you destroyed the city and killed 500,000 people Chaotic good player: What can I say except you're-welcome?
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    Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt Dungeon Master expectation: A master storyteller who gets to weave epic adventures for their friends. DM reality: An accidental therapist who has to guide a group of friends through weird parts of their personalities, whilst pretending to be a goblin.
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  • 36
    THE DM DESCRIBING BACKGROUND NPCS WHO WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE PART OF THE CAMPAIGN THE PARTY Who's that? Who is that? I want a name.
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  • 37
    Me running a combat encounter with multiple stat blocks, keeping initiative, DJ'ing the battle music, taking notes, and arguing with my partner over text. NOT
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