Whoosh... the underwater currents tug at you as you make your way through the colorful coral canyons...

House rules, tsk, tsk.

As you leave the dark woods, clutching your trusty sword in your hands and still shaking from the harrowing battle you have just barely escaped, You gaze to the distance and see a small shack surrounded by old, withered wheat. Whoever was living in this shack had clearly left it long ago or had perhaps died and stopped attending his field. You are tired and hurting and in desperate need of rest; The shack will do. The door creaks open slowly, stretching and ripping a large amount of cobwebs as…

As you leave the dark woods, clutching your trusty sword in your hands and still shaking from the harrowing battle you have just barely escaped, You gaze to the distance and see a small shack surrounded by old, withered wheat. Whoever was living in this shack had clearly left it long ago or had perhaps died and stopped attending his field. You are tired and hurting and in desperate need of rest; The shack will do. The door creaks open slowly, stretching and ripping a large amount of cobwebs as…

'Tis the end

As you leave the dark woods, clutching your trusty sword in your hands and still shaking from the harrowing battle you have just barely escaped, You gaze to the distance and see a small shack surrounded by old, withered wheat. Whoever was living in this shack had clearly left it long ago or had perhaps died and stopped attending his field. You are tired and hurting and in desperate need of rest; The shack will do. The door creaks open slowly, stretching and ripping a large amount of cobwebs as…

Your quest has taken you to a dark, damp dungeon...

Dungeon Masters who don't know how to lead shouldn't be in charge.

Oof, to keep your character alive in Dungeons and Dragons… well, it's no easy feat. Especially if the character in question is an 89-year-old human wizard at level 8, with 29 health.

The rain is fierce and the wind is whipping through your silver braids, tugging at the leather straps that secure you to Aragorn, your golden dragon's back...

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

I cast fireball!

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 34 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

This player had a circle of shepherd's druids but was continuously dissatisfied with her character's performance in combat.

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

You must guard the patrons from marauders...