31 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (February 10, 2024)

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Feb 10, 2024 10:00 PM EST

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage.

You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits.

The ogre roars in anger and turns to face you. It swings its club, but you dodge out of the way. You attack again, this time landing a critical hit. The ogre falls to the ground, dead.

You loot the ogre's body and find an old book. You open the book and see that it is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

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  • 01
    Micro SF/F stories @MicroSFF "As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons." "Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?" "Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods." "Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword. 17:58 03 Sep 20 Hootsuite Inc.
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    Oregon Rolled A 20 @OregonRolledA20 Player 1: I grew up in a orphanage Player 2: The local warlord killed my father Player 3: My mothers sold my soul so I have warlock powers DM: okay player 4 what makes you unique? Player 4: 1 grew up in a loving home and think adventuring is really neat 11:50 AM Oct 22 2020 Twitter Web Ann >
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  • 03
    When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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    Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball wait, if vampires don't need air, they would be AWESOME scuba divers. They could just wear a backpack full of rocks and walk on the bottom Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball And if they dive deep enough, light won't even reach down there. Like, aquatic vampire covens at the bottom of ocean trenches Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball "Don't underwater cave dive, too dangerous." "Why, would I get lost & drown?" "No, SCUBA VAMPIRES."
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    Herman T. Dybing #dnd tip to all gnome players out there: if you cast Reduce on yourself, you'll only weigh ~5 lb, so you can fly by grabbing yourself by the collar with Mage Hand. Great for dramatic getaways. 5:51 PM 16 Jan 19 990 Retweets 3,135 Likes {WH} 22 Walrock Homebrew ...And that's how you win D&D, folks. 27 54
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    SEVERED sons Severed Sons @SeveredSonsDnD Cleric: Why are you at zero HP after every fight? Barbarian: I paid for 200 HP I'm gonna use 200 HP 10:10 AM 21 Dec 20 Twitter for Android ▸ .
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    *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Deng Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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    ROLEPLAYING Roleplaying And Rollplaying HOLLPLAYING @RRollplaying Person: So, what's D&D like? DM: Well, it's like a mix of improv acting, math, and softcore gambling. Person, confused: Really? So you don't go into someone's dimly lit basement with costumes that represent your characters? DM: I mean, only if you're cool. #DnD #TTRPG
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    probablybadrpgideas Give your players a "disintegration gun". What it actually does is shoot people into the future. In the final session all the people they shot with it blink into existence around them at once. celticpyro OP please change your url Source: probablybadrpgideas
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    Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what
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    viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it" the-dm-experience this hurts
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    And don't forget the new Dungeons & Dragons phrase I taught you. Clickety-clackety, I roll to attackety
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    r/AskReddit Posted by 2 101 What common practice do you find barbaric? 1.9k 2.5k SINGLE COMMENT THREAD • 12h Theorist129 11h Using a bonus action to rage. Share Reply .L.₂
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    hit-it-or-crit-it Follow D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer's name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto's Irresistible Dance. Therefore, Mike's Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will 5,928 notes
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    DM playing the friendly NPCS SHORTS Also the DM playing the monsters
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    castle mac steven @CastleMacSteven Me: "buying dice at the game store.* Clerk: Sure you only want the one set? Me: yep! It's got all of the 7 dice I'll ever need for #dnd Clerk: okay then! *under their breath: "See you soon"* Me: what? Clerk: what? 11:28 AM 5/28/19 - Twitter for iPhone 1,415 Retweets 5,777 Likes
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    My PC imgflip.com BAN Literal God I accept that you exist. I don't have to accept what you are, but your physical existence, I give you that.
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    cattgirl d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn writeroost I fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch and mo
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    Alenora @spunkyturnip Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy
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  • 20
    Regular RPG progression: 1 BPBEGHA Session 1: save the kittens Ли Session 40: kill God
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    40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager. trapp
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    obesecamels It's occurred to me that "bingo night" or "bridge night" at the senior center will probably be "D&D night" when we get there, and now I'm ready to retire. nihilistmagpie #mood Source: obesecamels 5,081 notes
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  • 23
    when your character has 19 intelligence but you, the player, dont so you have to fumble your way through pretending to sound smart
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    SCHOO my homebrew game that is visibly a pile of garbage My Players who haven't played D&D in 3 months:
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  • 25
    Rogue: Paladin, why are you looking at me a fork? through Paladin: I'm pretending you're in jail. Rogue Why? Paladin: It's spiritually healing.
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    renousim Follow metalworkers are wizards because they "cast" metal :) pognorma wrong. its not magic dumbass renousim i cast molten lead down your throat
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    Paladin: You bargained with a fey to gain us passage through the woods? Monk: Don't make too much of it. Paladin: What did they demand for payment? Monk: My firstborn. Paladin: But you took an oath of celibacy when you became a monk. Monk: It didn't come up during the conversation.
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  • 28
    D&D combat be like: 10 minutes later: ma 00:06 00:09
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  • 29
    railroading your players to go into one specific town letting them pick between multiple towns they're all the same town any KAPWING
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  • 30
    You can bend a wooden door. No problem. I'll bend the door open. but this door looks pretty stupid. animar-smol-of-elephants Dnd in a nutshell 0 know that and you know that, [BENDER GRUNTING]
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    "Balance these 6 nails without letting them touch the wood" PCs with high intelligence PC's with high wisdom
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