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We have some important news for anyone who just woke up from a coma: Keanu Reeves is the world's newest wholesome hero, joining the golden ranks of Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, and Stefán Karl Stefánsson. This adorable story from James Dator changes absolutely none of that. Keanu keeps proving himself to be worth our affection and we are so ready to keep giving it to him. 

In case you haven't heard. YOU CAN PLAY SUPER MARIO RUN WITH ONE HAND.

We know it's freakin revolutionary right?

We thought it might be a blasty blast to think of some other things that you can do with one hand while you play Super Mario run. Other than the obvious gutter minded implications of course. But we're sure there are some people out there REALLY like Mario. Like a LOT.