Let's face it, Being always right is an art form and it takes a really sharp mind and a quick wit to be able to always bend and twist the truth to your will. we went on a trip through the virtual landscapes of the World Wide Web, sifted through sassy comments, Clever tweets, and hilarious memes, and curated for you 31 standout moments from the world of technically true humor. Prepare for a dose of witty accuracy. We found wordsmiths, wizards of logic, and smart-asses galore. They always have an…

While the syntactical arrangement and lexical selection of the present text may superficially appear to be of an elementary nature, it is within the intricate subtext, the nuanced layers of semantic profundity, that the true complexity lies. Regrettably, your current cognitive apparatus may lack the requisite sophistication to fully grasp the multifaceted implications herein. This is not merely a series of simple declarative statements, but rather a grand tapestry of epistemological intricacies…

You know that moment when you clean your house and think, "Welp, that's the best I can make it look. It's not much, but at least it looks acceptable "? Well, for some people (like me), it's the same for life in general—it's not much, but at least it looks acceptable at a glance. Am I good at my job? No, but they haven't fired me. Am I close to getting married? No, but I did go on a date six months ago. Am I able to do my taxes on my own? No, but at least I'm not in jail! (Yet. ) So, to all the…

It's 1986, you're having a slumber party, it's chilly outside, and the pumpkins are rotting on the porch. As your favorite Halloween special starts on TV, you chow down on delivery pizza and trick-or-treat snacks. Life is good.

Dark and creepy memes that are sure to speak to your shadowy soul

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A day may come where we stop posting LOTR memes, but it is not this day!

Just like any other Potterhead , I sometimes dream of living in the magical world that J.K. Rowling dreamed up. But unlike many Potterheads, I do not dream about meeting Harry, Ron, or Hermione; those three spell nothing but trouble. In fact, I'm not even sure I want to be a student at Hogwarts since I don't believe I would last one day in that troll-infested, cursed, and constantly endangered castle. I mean, every year it seems like something new is trying to kill the students, whether it's a…

Have you tried switching it off and then on again?

I am a careful driver . The only car accident I was ever involved in was when someone rear-ended me while I was waiting patiently at a red light. The man just didn't notice the intersection and drove right into my car. It wasn't my fault in any way. I always drive slowly and carefully, never doing anything that could endanger me or the people around me. The reason for that is because on the very first day I got my driver's license , I scratched my dad's car while backing out of the driveway. I…

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

It's normal to be weird

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

It's ok to fall in love with a fictional character, as a treat.

Who doesn’t love a good case of irony? (Well… probably not the people who don’t quite understand it—which, ironically, is ironic). While compiling this listicle filled with ironic moments, my Gen X brain suddenly remembered a scene from the very Gen X movie Reality Bites where Winona Ryder’s character, during a job interview, is asked to define irony. She gets visibly confused and, unable to define the word, loses the chance at the writing job. When I first watched that scene, I didn’t fully gr…

I was never a good pumpkin carver. I can do the most basic Jack-o'-Lantern, but that's about it. Every year, I tell myself I'm going to make something special—an extra creepy, ultra-creative pumpkin design. But by the time I'm done hollowing out the first pumpkin, I'm already tired and end up settling for a very basic smiling face and calling it a day. The people in this listicle, however, take pumpkin carving to a whole new level. Their creations are nothing short of extraordinary, blending ar…