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How much coffee is too much coffee? This question has been bothering me ever since I bought my new coffee machine, and I have been, let's say, misusing it. Well, I've asked Google several times, "How much coffee is too much coffee?" and as it turns out—it's a lot! Like, really a lot. You'd probably die from drinking too many fluids before you'd die from the caffeine. To give you another indication of my obsession with coffee: I once worked at a coffee shop, and during my shifts, I would munch o…

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Just like any other Potterhead , I sometimes dream of living in the magical world that J.K. Rowling dreamed up. But unlike many Potterheads, I do not dream about meeting Harry, Ron, or Hermione; those three spell nothing but trouble. In fact, I'm not even sure I want to be a student at Hogwarts since I don't believe I would last one day in that troll-infested, cursed, and constantly endangered castle. I mean, every year it seems like something new is trying to kill the students, whether it's a…

A day may come where we stop posting LOTR memes, but it is not this day!

I'm not saying I have a strange sense of humor, but everyone around me definitely says that—a lot! Some things just make me laugh, and I can't really explain why. It's not that I don't know what's funny about them; it's just too hard to explain to a normal person. I would have to explain two, or maybe three different fandoms , and then draw the connection between each of them to explain why an image is funny. By that point, it's not funny anymore. I've always been like that. My friends would te…

There’s nothing quite like the thrill of Halloween season ! The moment October hits, I’m already dreaming up costume ideas, rifling through fabric scraps, and imagining what I could create this year. For me, Halloween is more than just a day—it’s a month-long celebration filled with creativity, excitement, and the joy of becoming someone (or something) else for a night. The best part? Getting to see everyone else’s costumes! There’s this incredible energy when you’re out, surrounded by other co…

Halloween might just top the charts as my all-time favorite holiday. Sure, I'm all about the festive cheer of Christmas, and Thanksgiving feasts hold a special place in my heart, but there's an undeniable allure to Halloween. That classic blend of orange and black? Total game-changer! Honestly, I'm tempted to drench my home in those shades all year long. The real charm of Halloween, though, lies in its celebration of the eerie and mysterious . In today's world, everything's become a tad too san…

I took my kids for their first-ever pumpkin carving this week, and it went about as well as you'd expect. My youngest was so excited that we handed him a knife that he practically committed pumpkin homicide, gleefully hacking away with pure enthusiasm. Meanwhile, my eldest got way too ambitious and tried to recreate an elaborate "Among Us" pumpkin he saw on YouTube. Unfortunately, the end result didn't quite match his expectations, so he ended up snapping a picture of my pumpkin and sending it…

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

The U.S. is gearing up for the next presidential election, and as the date approaches, one Redditor posed an intriguing question: Which fictional character would make the best President of the USA, and why? Over 500 Reddit users chimed in (as of writing), delivering a mix of thoughtful, hilarious, and downright surprising suggestions. Logical choices like Jed Bartlet from The West Wing were popular, alongside more unconventional picks such as Dwayne Elizondo Herbert Mountain Dew Camacho from th…

While the syntactical arrangement and lexical selection of the present text may superficially appear to be of an elementary nature, it is within the intricate subtext, the nuanced layers of semantic profundity, that the true complexity lies. Regrettably, your current cognitive apparatus may lack the requisite sophistication to fully grasp the multifaceted implications herein. This is not merely a series of simple declarative statements, but rather a grand tapestry of epistemological intricacies…

I took my kids for their first-ever pumpkin carving this week, and it went about as well as you'd expect. My youngest was so excited that we handed him a knife that he practically committed pumpkin homicide, gleefully hacking away with pure enthusiasm. Meanwhile, my eldest got way too ambitious and tried to recreate an elaborate "Among Us" pumpkin he saw on YouTube. Unfortunately, the end result didn't quite match his expectations, so he ended up snapping a picture of my pumpkin and sending it…