This player really liked chickens...

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 35 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage. You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits…

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage. You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits…

Where was Gondor When the Westfold needed Memes?

May the best character win

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage. You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits…

I'm a huge DnD fan, so trust me when I say I know that bittersweet (but mostly bitter) ache that accompanies the thought of characters left unplayed. I have many such characters who may inevitably be bound to the confines of my imagination. I hope not, because I put a lot of thought and effort into these characters' backstories. Their fate hangs in the balance of time and circumstance. Who is my favorite? Gondathuria. Her silver sword reflects the moonlight as she traverses the perilous paths o…

Where was Gondor When the Westfold needed Memes?

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage. You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits…

Where was Gondor When the Westfold needed Memes?

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage. You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits…

One playful platter of unpopular DnD opinions, coming right up…

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage. You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits…

Here is an entertaining collection of the most epic and wild sentences uttered by DnD players during a game.

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