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Smells Like Teen Spiritomb #PokemonSongTitles

— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 29, 2014

Don't Fearow the Reaper #PokemonSongTitles

— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 29, 2014

I Will Always Love Mew #PokemonSongTitles

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) July 29, 2014

Let it Golbat #PokemonSongTitles

— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 29, 2014

Wooper! (There It Is) #PokemonSongTitles

— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 29, 2014

Bidoof! … I Did it Again #PokemonSongTitles

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) July 29, 2014

Come up with your own Pokémon book titles in the comments!

Dear likely underpaid intern running the Pokémon Twitter account: please stahp.

Careful out there parents -- your kids could be one Pokémon GO! 'delete' away fleeing for the hills, to never return home again...