FAIL

Poor 'ol Boone Sheridan who lives in Massachusetts, downloaded Pokémon GO last Friday, only to end up realizing that his house was marked as one of his area's gyms. Thing is, it makes sense because Sheridan said his place used to be a church in the 1800's (thus explaining why it'd be marked as a gym).

Churches are f**king hotbeds in Pokémon GO right now. Sheridan's coverage via Twitter, of his place being frequented by Pokémon trainers who were just trying to train 'n catch 'em all, is pretty damn hilarious. 

I mean hey, at least Sheridan got to meet the current Gym leader right? 

1. Ash got Pikachu because he was late.
2. That's a Magikarp.
3. Ash is nowhere close to being the best.

I don't know which name is more of a fail...

'Pokéman'? The kind of slip-up that can ruin a career, man.

He is the deadly machine, BEWARE.

Two things that really got me going here: One, it's almost like he thought by showing the police he was playing Pokémon GO! that he thought it'd be all chill after. Second, I'm pretty sure he was still trying to catch whatever it was that got him in the accident, after being confronted by the cops for CRASHING into a cop car! Sheesh, man. Come on.

Well maybe he'll find other Pokémon down there...