FAIL

1. Ash got Pikachu because he was late.
2. That's a Magikarp.
3. Ash is nowhere close to being the best.

This is what will happen for most people who try this challenge. :P!!

He is the deadly machine, BEWARE.

Failbook, you're worse than Team Rocket.

Sometimes we lose ourselves amidst the pursuit to catch 'em all...Let's just hope that this fool over in Milford, Michigan wasn't actually trying to catch a Parasect before he was apprehended by police authorities. 

Chief Thomas Lindberg said the man (William Wilcox) just made it easy, by showing up. Wilcox, a repeat offender with a warrant out for his arrest, ended up right in front of the men that'd go on to take him into custody.

"It was a misdemeanor warrant for a failure to appear on a breaking and entering charge," Lindberg said. "They approached him. Took him in custody without incident and he admitted he was trying to catch the character at the flagpole."

Well maybe he'll find other Pokémon down there...

The most recent update to Pokémon GO allows the team leaders to help you evaluate your Pokémon. And since you can name your Pokémon anything you want... this happened. 

Boy, does she have an egg on her face.