31 Unhinged Wizard Memes That Get Progressively Weird as You Read On

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 18, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

I bet if wizards were real, they'd be the weirdest people you know. We all imagine Gandalf when we think of a wizard (who was a bit eccentric himself), but I bet a real wizard would be more like Radagast the Brown—just a really weird dude who can barely hold a conversation and, for some reason, smells awful. Wizards always seem like they're spaced out, as if they've eaten some weird mushroom growing behind their cupboard. Sure, you need a high level of intelligence to be a wizard, but just look at Einstein. That guy was a genius, yet he kept forgetting where he lived and never took a bath unless forced to.

These memes capture the same vibe—they're funny, but they are also weird, unhinged and very unpredictable. So take a break from pondering the orb to enjoy these silly and amusing memes!

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    evilwizard Follow *at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus thebloodwizard Follow have you tried abracadadderall? evilwizard Follow it's a material component for spells requiring Concentration
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    sunshinetomorrow Follow This is your Grubhub driver, Thomas. Seek me outside, for I have come 7:48 PM my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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    *GASPS IN WIZARD*
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    PRESTO ASBESTO
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    Enemy: Now that I'm near the wizard he's do- Wizard with 18 Strength and a +3 quarterstaff: made with mematic
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    CHETTO ORB MOMENT CHETTO ORB MOMENT
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    I don't have two wolves inside me I have these guys magickmemes
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    gothfoxgirlboy Follow Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell. gothfoxgirlboy Follow This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components. gothfoxgirlboy Follow Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything 10,916 notes D
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    YOUNG ADVENTURER! I'LL DO IT I HAVENT EVEN TOLD YOU IT'S DANGEROUS-OK LETS GO ifunny.co
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    Stocksy 150 ㅁ Anyway... here's ponderball
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    Not Harry vs Voldemort, not Gandalf vs Saruman...THIS is the most epic magic duel in history
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    Spell Slots Warlock لا
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    Traversing a mystical land whilst pursued by light demons (The police are chasing me)
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    Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin -7h Every wizard should hit the gym and learn some staff combat. "Nooooo I've mastered the arcane winds" if you're out of mana you need to be ready. You have a 7 foot long piece of wood in your hands. Learn to use it. gay wizard @seamussy 1d What's a wizarding opinion that'll get you locked up like this PEAL 100 7789 6,187 ill 148K ]
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    "poor lab safety" this "hazardous work environment" that live a little
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    Wizard? Misty Step. Sorcerer? Misty Step. Rogue? Misty Step right away. Cleric? Misty Step. Barbarian? Believe it or not, Misty Step.
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    guitarbeard Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts unethical spells like "super brain hemorrhage" to end them faster ✓ blackkkabutops One time I did "Summon Water" inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that indyexploits Me "I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success" DM "Okay." Me "And that's 6 successes, so 30 degrees..." DM "Okay..." Me "And 'inside the human body' is a space, right?" DM ".
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    "I told you we should have given them treats!"
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    made with mematic I Cast Big Iron OTTHON
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    macaco científico @junk_dino "dress for the job you want" the job i want: 1:05 PM - 2023-03-30 293K Views 3,554 Retweets 129 Quotes 12.8K Likes 234 Bookmarks
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    DUCT TAPE WIZARD FRIEND, YOU HAVE SUSTAINED AN INJURY. ENGH... YOU DON'T SAY ARE YOU GONNA CAST A HEALING SPELL OR WHAT? SHERRIA souperluminal Thinking about a duct tape wizard 114.019 notas jul. 29th, 2022 17 3
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    returning after a long day of being a whimsical wizard (coming home after a draining day of school/work und annoying people)
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    Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck D&D Tip: If you are looking for a Wizard in a crowd, cast Locate Object on bat guano. It is the material component for Fireball. I am naturally assuming most people don't regularly carry bat poop in their pockets. 10:30 AM 2/6/22 Twitter Web App
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    @shitposting mommy experimenting with the fabric of time (napping without an alarm)
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    u v 1 # # 11
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    beaft Follow so bitter that whenever anyone says "wizard" these days most people jump straight to thinking of harry potter. when i say "wizard" this is what i am talking about
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    CG Drews @PaperFury REASONS TO BRING BACK CLOAKS • great for majestically striding through hallways ⚫comfortable and warm ⚫ can use all the folds to hide the 12 books you got after you said you'd only get one ⚫ all the wizards are wearing them it has pockets
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    dear slim मकाल i wrote you but you still aint callin
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    Wizard: So your rage issues... are they like, family related or? Barbarian: Oh 100%! Everyone in my family rages. My Gram-Gram still pillages occasionally! Wizard: Wait, what? RUN DMG
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    I CAST GREATER SHOE PEBBLE
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    PROGRAM:JUST FOLLOW OUR INSTALLATION WIZARD TO INSTALL THE PROGRAM THE INSTALLATION WIZARD
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