36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (July 10, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jul 10, 2024 9:00 PM EDT

I used to play a dwarf in every campaign we played back in the day. Even when we used to LARP in the forests and fields of my childhood neighborhood, I still played a dwarf, despite being quite a bit taller than the rest of my party (except for the barbarian). I remember spending several days crafting an enormous battle axe out of PVC tubing and foam rubber. That thing was massive, and when you got hit with it—it hurt! (But not as much as getting hit by our barbarian; later we found out he used to hide a broomstick inside the pipe of his PVC sword!)

I made myself a real chainmail armor from about 500 metal rings I found in my dad's shed (he never did realize where they disappeared to), and I had a pretty cool-looking helmet made out of cardboard. The only thing I didn't have was a beard. You try walking around for 6 hours with a fake beard while fighting off thieves and monsters.

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    imaflio.com WHEN THE SIDEQUEST YOU IGNORED AT LEVEL4 SUDDENLY BECOMES THE MAIN QUEST AT LEVEL 16 That was a problem for future me, and now I am future me,
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    DM: Ok, that's... 56 damage to you, and I believe it's your initiative. Our Paladin with 1HP, great cleave, and targets in every square around him: God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.
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    HOW I SEE THE PARTY WHEN THEY FIRE OFF FUNNY ONE-LINERS BUT ROLL HORRENDOUSLY, MISS EVERY ATTACK, AND FAIL THEIR DEATH SAVES
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    Rogue: Yeah, we go in and steal what we need. Barbarian: Or we could just murder the shop keeper, no witnesses. Warlock: How about I summon a couple of fiends and... Bard: I could just seduce them while you guys empty the shop. LAWFUL GOOD PALADIN NO
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    Me, Explaining the intricacies of action economy The Cashier, who didn't recognise the logo on my shirt and asked what Critical Role was
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    When you feel guilty about not prepping but you're still not prepping DUNGEON MASTER'S GUIDE
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    Giant Demon Werewolf: *unbothered by all the swords impaling it* *Roars* My players: "Why would they keep using swords... I bet my axe will do the job"
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  • 08
    I have this really wierd fetish where my D&D group actually gets together and plays every week like planned and noone cancels or is late. Reply 6.8k Me, too, kid,
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    The rogue explaining his tragic backstory Me, about to introduce my monkey PC who escaped from the circus
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    Sorcerers and Wizards: *Squabbling over spells known* Druids and Clerics, who have access to their entire spell list and can choose new spells every long rest: Pathetic.
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    DON'T WITH D&D PLAYERS WE HAVEN'T READ THE RULES
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    *BLING* YOU LEVEL UP MULTICLASSES INTO MONK Imgflip.com I JUST LEARNED KUNG FU
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    DM: You've acquired the beast's attention what's you next move? Bard: He's so cute, I'll wave at him! DM: ... Yeah alright.
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    The Party after a short rest in the final dungeon: I had one hour of sleep, one brownie and two shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight God or die trying.
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    Wizard: "I cast Fireba-" Everyone near the monster: @Bork Meme ...if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your as
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    DMING IS LIKE WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE H'YAA! H'YAA! Achilles
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    DM looks over screen: What's your movement speed again? Me: It's 25. Why are you asking? We're not in combat. DM: Just need to know if anyone is fast enough to escape... Me:
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    When the DM spends all week setting up Quests, Shops, and NPCs all over the main city, and the party gets themselves outlawed on Day 1.
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    Waiting for my turn after rolling 1 on initiative.
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    What's the difference between cleric and warlock VIA 9GAG.COM basically that
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    The party: "So Vecna is some kind of lich? Shouldn't be too hard." Vecna: A LICH? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POWER I'D HAVE TO GIVE UP TO BE JUST A LICH?
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    Artificer: So I didn't prepare feather fall, but I think I can create another way down. DM: What did you have in mind? Artificer:
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    When the DM goes slightly overboard with the homebrew monsters
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    When you spend hours laying a trail of breadcrumbs but the party hasn't left the tavern for three sessions.
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    Book of puzzles made for five year olds DM who can't figure out a challenging encounter for their dnd players
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  • 26
    WOTC guide to making a new race: Step 1: Choose a real animal Step 2: Make them humanoid Step 3: Profit with mematic
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    NPC with high AC They can't kill me Opening because Sunday I'll just dash out of harm's way. Caster Opening Mon -Sal Sunday He can't dash out of harm's way, if the whole room is on fire.
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    GM:...So...your plan is to not save the town from the demonic incursion, but to wait it out and then reclaim the town for yourselves? Party: RUN DMG C I HATE COPS -This is what the kids call 'BASED
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  • 29
    Matt Mercer How do you want to do this? Most DMs Why do you want to do this?
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    4858 AS A DM I'M NOT AFRAID TO KILL MY PLAYERS YOU MEAN THEIR CHARACTERS, RIGHT? 1898 imgflip.com YOU MEAN THEIR CHARACTERS, RIGHT?
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    MY PLAYERS: "HEY DM, WE MADE A HOMEBREW MAGIC ITEM THAT ISN'T TOO OP" THE MAGIC ITEM THEY MADE: J Tik Tok scactusjuice
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    LEARNING DND FROM THE RULEBOOK LEARNING DND FROM FRIENDS LEARNING DND FROM YOUTUBE LEARNING DND FROM MEMES
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    Good mechanics for RP Horny blood-sucking goths Tons of lore Horny blood-sucking goths Amazing art Vampire The Masquerade Players
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    The barbarian being the only one alive after the warlock casts max level fireball Alright, who's not dead? Sound off.
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  • 35
    When the mimic hears the lizardfolk talking about eating another mimic
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    DUNGEONS &RAGONS I was initially planning on being a casual fan but then i thought why not just let it consume my soul instead
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