‘Water came rushing in and then the power went out’: Dungeons and Dragons Players Share Most Entertaining Ways DnD Sessions Ended

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Eleonora Bader
May 2, 2024 11:30 AM EDT

The dice tumble across the worn leather map. A four and a two. Your heart sinks… your character, an elven ranger, has to leap across the chasm separating you from the ancient dragon's lair. A critical failure. What are you going to do? Across the table, a dear friend of yours, Dungeon Master, grins. "Esaki", he booms, his voice taking on the guttural rasp of the monstrous creature, "your footing crumbles beneath you, and you plummet toward the fiery depths below!"

Groans erupted from the table, and Suki, your halfling bard, clutched her lute dramatically. John, the dwarf paladin, slams his fist on the table, vowing to find a way to save you. Will he succeed? The stakes are so high. Well, only time will tell.

Check out the funniest (and saddest) ways that DnD games have ended below, and then take a look at these hilarious Star Trek memes for Trekkies following the Prime Directive.

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    What is the worst way a session has ended?
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    I was DMing a game last night and we broke for food right before the final fight for the session. I was making Tonkatsu and stir fry broccoli for the pary. Frying the last piece I went to flip it and it slipped from the tongs and splashed the oil out of the pan, right onto me. I was burned and had to end the session for the night as I couldn't really DM while I was in that much pain.
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    On the plus side, it was only a minor burn and after burn cream and letting it air out over night, it only hurts a little bit and is barely red today. What is the worst/strangest way your sessions have ended?
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    lessmiserables - 2 days ago "All right, guys, see you next week." --March 2020 2.2k Reply Share PUNisher1175 2 days ago edited 1 day ago Funny, that's what my college said to me in March of 2020 Edit: just graduated this weekend, made it through 454 Reply Share
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    Senathon1999. 2 days ago Police raid. We were in a store with apartments above and the police evacuated us before heading upstairs. 648 Reply Share Nepeta33 - 2 days ago Rather polite of them at least. A 214 Reply Share
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    Relative_Map5243 · 2 days ago Bard player: "Hey, do you have some milk?" DM (me): "That's a stupid question, i always have milk, but last time i saw you drink milk you got sick" Bard player: "B hit, i can handle milk." He could not. 1.1k Reply Share Hydrall_Urakan. 2 days ago DM The tragic, star-crossed love between a lactose- intolerant person and milk will never cease to make me laugh. 653 Reply Share
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    Ancient Wisdom_Yall 2 days ago Burst pipe. Basement started flooding. 401 Reply Share sneakyhopskotch · 2 days ago Immersive 304 Reply Share • baenpb 1 day ago This is a quality pun, well played. 67 Reply Share
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    fiona11303 2 days ago I had a seizure about 30 minutes into a session 291 Reply Share Gael_of_Ariandel · 2 days ago As a guy who has seizure issues I feel for ya, man. 59 Reply Share
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    NerdQueenAlice . 2 days ago One player tried to sto the DM with scissors, and we called it a night. 818 Reply Share Solracziad 2 days ago Did he at least have the courtesy to roll initiative before going for the s. 5? 501 Reply Share PUNisher1175 - 2 days ago I'm sure he got a surprise round 291 Reply Share
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    BafflingHalfling · 2 days ago Bard Toilet upstairs busted, and it started raining on us. 249 Reply Share Over-Ingenuity3533 1 day ago Yeah I'd be done too 38 Reply Share ... + water
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    phdemented ⚫ 2 days ago DM 24 years ago, DMing a group of maybe eleven to thirteen 16/17 year olds. Two get bored and decide to sneak up and backstab another PC, I let it happen and they roll well and I the character. Player gets up and runs out of the room slamming the door, very emotional. Door opens back up and he screams "you ked me on my BIRTHDAY" and slams the door (again). Dead silence for about 5 minutes (they didn't know it was his birthday), we just pack up the stuff and end it there,
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    Radius8887 2 days ago My dad d d mid session. Kinda a mood killer when you gotta move the whole table to make room for the paramedics. 1.9k Reply Share Valetion 2 days ago Same for me, except it was my mom. I was sitting at my computer desk DM'ing a game on Roll20 when all of a sudden there was a shriek and a thud sound. My mom had fallen down the entire flight of stairs and landed headfirst on the concrete ground beside me. I told my group that the game was over and called an ambulance. She c d
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    lluewhyn 1 day ago Player tried deceiving the entire party (for completely unknown and nonsensical reasons), and my wife rolls an Insight check. The guy gets ped and starts shouting at my wife, and she elects to leave the room. That ends the campaign, and guy gets weirder after that, including asking us to return a (non-expensive) gaming item that he had gifted us quite a few years earlier. Ended an 11-year friendship. 52 Reply Share
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    wow_its_kenji · 2 days ago my dad ran in shouting that the house was on fire Imao 35 Reply Share
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    Kiyohara 1 day ago DM Had more than one session end with a break up text, break up knock on the door, an in game break up that turned too real, and one knock on the door that resulted in every gift given to the girl being thrust through. Our group apparently dates people that like to break up in front of their friends.
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    Breezysongs 1 day ago Nat 1, Nat 1, Nat 1, Nat 3. Our party, who had been scaling a mountain, had 3 of its 4 members fall off a mountain. The fourth member, attempting to climb down rolled a nat 3, and our DM, scared he was about to party wipe, gave the 4th guy a chance at a second roll. Nat 1.
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    OutsideBig619. 1 day ago Basement gaming room with a little window well. There was a huge rainstorm going on and the window well started to fill with water, which then started leaking in around the edges of the window frame. Everyone was scrambling to move books and furniture, rolling up the carpet and getting towels down to contain the deluge. We get a wet/dry vacuum and start sucking up the worst of the water and then the power goes out.
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    We wound up using the vacuum to drain the window well when the power came back on. The towels did an ok job for the floor, but the wood paneling on the wall underneath the window had to be replaced. My dad wound up using fish tank caulk to seal around the window - the well would flood sometimes but it never leaked in after that.
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    theknittingartificer · 1 day ago Two of my players who I thought were merely game acquaintances started arguing mid- session. I took them both aside and come to find out they'd been having an affair while the guy's wife, a good friend of mine who also loves D&D, was left at home to take care of his kids. I ended the session for the night, and after speaking with both of them a bit more I kicked them both out of the game. And the game went on minus two players.
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    MemeMan IV 1 day ago Barbarian "alright i'm not prepped for anything after this so see you next week" -me, 2 weeks ago
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