31 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Adventurous Souls Who Seek Laughter

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  • 01
    My BBEG who just made a daring escape by jumping off a balcony "Thank God none of those idiots can fly My player, who jumped off to stop him, knowing that this will 100% kill him
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    When the DM has to reward you even though you've been terrible players A frozen squid and a sad letter made with mematic
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    CHAOTIC GOOD IN A NUTSHELL Great. Who are we HELPING? I won't do CRIME that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the CRIME HELPS PEROPLE
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    quasi-normalcy Ordinary KidTM falls into fantasy realm. Ordinary Kid™ gets told by local fairies he's the chosen one. Ordinary Kid™ told he needs to defeat the evil wizard. Ordinary Kid™ immediately gets his ass killed. 1st Fairy to the 2nd Fairy: "You've really got to stop telling them that." 2nd Fairy to the 1st Fairy: "Well sooner or later, it's bound to be true for one of the little imaginationover-load Yes good thank you please write for tv quasi-normalcy The rest of the series turns out to
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    lvl 1/2 fungus leshy @fumblecrit My DM has this idea for a Benjamin Button campaign. You start at lvl 20 and get progressively less powerful and eventually, by the end, you're lvl 1, you've lost all your powerful items, and the BBEG is 3 goblins. #dnd #ttrpg 3:29 PM 04 May 21 Twitter for Android
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    Bard: "Hey tabaxi, I have a ball of yarn here. you want it?" Tabaxi: You just insulted my entire race of people. But yes. made with mematic
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    < Thread Justice Arman @justicearman So two of the players at my D&D table are married, and their characters inevitably have a thing for each other over the course of each campaign. They've been together like 20 years. It's really sweet watching them repeatedly fall in love through their characters. 17:52 4/13/21 Twitter for Android 686 Retweets 147 Quote Tweets 9,249 Likes 22
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    DMs after an accidental TPK I won won ?? WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT SUPOSSED TO Win LET ME SEE THE SCRIPT medium difficulty encounter
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    ROLEPLAYING Roleplaying and Rollplaying @RRollplaying Kid, looking at a wizard: Who's that? Friend: That's Algazar, the powerful cleric! He can raise the dead and summon angels! Kid: Woah! Who's that guy? Friend: That's John. Kid: What does John do? Friend:...Some say that he can swing his sword 4 times! Kid: WOAHHHHH!
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    YEAH I GOT THAT D12
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    When the Rules Lawyer reminds the DM of a rule, even though it kills their character: Strength and honor.
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    "Would you make a suboptimal decision?" "For roleplay?" "Without question!" imgflip.com
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    If you cast Speak with Plants & Speak with Dead, you should be able to talk to furniture He's out of line, but he's right.
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    When you can't find a group to play D&D with, but your partner has recently suggested wanting kids: If I can't find a D&D group, I'll make one instead.
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    lesbianshepard Follow the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy's family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. firstborn-of-akatosh Follow This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named 'Char
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    In fantasy, ever wondered why the little people (dwarves, halflings, etc) always portrayed as the best cooks? Because Tolkein was British. To him, the concept of good food was as much of a fantasy as elves and dragons.
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    The DM and a PC arguing over whether a human character can be 6'5" because "humans aren't that tall." Me, 6'5" sitting across the table from them:
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    I'm learning Elvish so I can trade recipes with my babushka. I'm learning Infernal ...so I can go to The Nine Hells for... Rosetta Stone I'm learning Dwarvish so I can communicate better with my coworkers. Rosetta Stone ...a thing. Rosetta Stone
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    Brian Foster Why is everyone a social justice warrior? Why didn't any of you choose a different class like social justice mage or social justice thief?
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    My dead character My current character Saying "wow you guys talk about your old friend a lot, he must've been a great guy"
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  • 21
    Clerics meeting their gods for the first time Warlocks meeting their patrons for the first time
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    SEVERED Sons Severed Sons D&D Podcast (Th... @SeveredSonsDnD In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was- Player: I have darkvision OK GIMME A SECOND
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    When a nat 1 kills your character in a funny way "I mean, I'm smiling--but I am really furious!"
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    Roleplaying and Rollplaying @RRollplaying Paladin, kicking down the door: You must be cocky, Lich, for you have no traps set around your lair! Lich:...This is my house. Why the hell would I trap my house? Paladin: I mean... Lich: What if I want a snack at 1 AM and I step in a bear trap? There goes my appetite!
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  • 25
    Fighter Dragon I'm pregnant! Bard I've never seen that woman before in my life! Bard Sorry! Force of habit. Congratulations!
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    AWA WHEN THE NEW GUY STARTS KEEPING TRACK OF THE ARROWS FIRED imgflip.com "We don't do that here"
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    Got a text asking to reschedule a meeting because a DND game is going long and the person I was goign to meet with is the only one who can kill the witch they're battling and I've never not minded a cancellation this much. 4 171 25
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    I'll cast enlarge on this ring so it'll resemble a crown. Then I'll present it to the evil lord as a gift. When spell wears off it'll shrink and crush his skull like a watermelon. Paladin who's Rogue who really sickened but wants to see curious The horrified DM
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    Sascha Stronach is Screaming @understatesmen D&D is a game where you sit around arguing about your plan for 25 minutes and then do not follow that plan 4:40 PM 3/14/21 Twitter Web App
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    High level monster My character who has no idea what it Me who knows I'm f***ed is
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    CAG QUDER CHOWDER Mind Flayers can do only one thing: CHANGE MY MIND
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