36 Harry Potter Memes More Useful Than Your Last Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Oct 31, 2023 11:00 PM EDT

Lumos! Ah, that's better. Now that we can all see each other, does anyone know anything about defense against the dark arts? What do you mean, no? You've been students at Hogwarts for years, and you can't tell us a single thing you've learned from your years of studying this subject every year? Well, we're going to change that. Welcome to 36 Harry Potter memes more useful than your last defense against the dark arts teacher. Open your books to page five.

The first thing we're going to learn is that taking time to laugh at geeky memes is a good way to drastically improve your mood when you've accidentally tansfigured your mate into a squirrel. After you've finished giggling, look up the reversal spell and we're sure they will forgive you. The second thing we're going to learn is that a wizard never apologizes. He simply casts fireball and moves on. Whoops, wrong genre of wizard!

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    Mouth - Remarkable, isn't it, how quickly the venam of the Basilisk penetrates the body? cooba22 Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate". This one wins
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    Tom Riddle, you've done a lot of bad things in your life, including starting a movement of dark wizards to try to take over the world, but we need to talk about your use of the word "penetrate". Let's keep it to a minimum, okay buddy?

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    Font - elsiesnuffin: I've spent some time wondering at Dumbeldore's rational for hiring Gilderoy Lockhart and I've reached the following conclusion. When Dumbledore met Lockhart, all he thought was "Oh, this is going to be hilarious."
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    What other reason could Dumbledore have had for hiring that useless buffoon? He was only good at one spell, the memory-wiping one, and that's not even a useful spell for the defense against the dark arts. Shouldn't that be more of a charms class type of spell?

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    Sleeve - haithallucifer doctoraljean burnsherlock OH MY GOD 5:105 notes You care for the boy B Don't you Severus? 11 S MemeCenter:
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    Jaw - In the Goblet of Fire, when Voldemort summons the Death Eaters after fourteen years, I always imagine them running around their homes looking for their old Death Eater costumes all like: 882 Where's my supersuit?!
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    Head - FOR YEARS I THOUGHT MOANING MYRTLE WAS PLAYED BY DANIEL RADCLIFFE IN A WIG
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    Product - overheard-at-hogwarts FOLLOW Dumbledore: [to Umbridge] Minerva will show you around. McGonagall: Right this way is the exit. #overheard at hogwarts #source: parks and rec D 5,239 notes
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    Face - WHO DID THIS?!?!
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    Font - Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his wand from his pocket. "It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they're tight." "Oh, I'm so sorry," hissed Hermione, and as she dragged the waitress out of sight of the windows, Harry heard her mutter a sug- gestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead.
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    Font - incorrect-harry-potter-q... Follow Dobby: [pulls back curtain while Harry is in the shower] Dobby: Harry Potter sir- stop screaming sir it's just Dobby sir- Dobby has a question #dobby #harry james potter #Harry Potter 4,239 notes
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    Wood - You're given 2 hours to steal all this gold but you can only ask 2 people for help. Who'd you ask?
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    Font - My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan 14 014 2 141 thecurlyginger: mysharona1987: Oh my God. VOLDETORT. Hold on, best story ever: My friend's wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard's name is for the appointment. The woman says, "His name is Harry." His wife wasn't sure if she heard correctly. "Harry?" "Ye
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    Human body - Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron
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    Clothing - They made this little seat for me. They took a mold of my... uh... co-Chair area. Go on and say it. Say it. CHAIR AREA?!
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    Font - marinermo: instant-oatmeal: archibanfkimble: harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson "Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?" "Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech." "It has come to m
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    Sleeve - whenthewoodisgreen: Can we appreciate the fact that Gilderoy Lockhart had a selfie of himself painting a selfie of himself
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    Rectangle - Google lydiargnt: what kind of owl was hedwig Web Images Maps Shopping 455,677 notes About 772,000 results (0.36 seconds) Did you mean: what kind of owl is hedwig Google is still in denial howaminotdead-yet Source: hollandrodsen Videos More I
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    Font - Fresh Prince of Hogwarts belovedkid: In Godric's hollow, Born (but not raised), With dead parents was how I spent most of my days, Chillin' out, flyin 'round and acting so cool, Waving that wand like I was no fool, When a bald, evil dude who was up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared, He said you're moving with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.
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    Font - never forget that for voldemort's name to rearrange to "je suis voldemort" in the french translations, they had to make his middle name 'Elvis' Il sortit de sa poche la baguette magique de Harry et écrivit dans l'air en lettres scintillantes TOM ELVIS JEDUSOR Puis il fit un mouvement avec la baguette et les lettres de son nom s'assemblèrent dans un ordre différent. A présent, on pouvait line: JE SUIS VOLDEMORT I CANT HANDLE THIS are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in frenc
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    Product - WARNING KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN. THE THIN FILM MAY CLING TO NOSE AND MOUTH AND PREVENT BREATHING. THIS BAG IS NOT A ΤΟΥ. Kir HERMANY GRINDER by Obvious Plant THE TOP STUDENT AT CHOGBORTS! INCLUDES: -WIZARD CLOAK -PLAID TIE NO LICENSING FEES! GIRL $24.99 CHILDREN-BO' SMALL 4-6X
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    Font - kikisdeliveryservice1989 did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let's be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that?? tinyluxmachine "and how are you paying for your preordered copy of "Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them" by Rubeus Hagrid? "with deez knuts" didyousaymaraudersormurder This is the funniest thing I've ever seen I've been laughing for 5 minutes please
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    Smile - Some people like Quidditch. Some people love Quidditch. And then there's Dean.
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    Font - incorrectmarauders Follow James: I figured out why you're so depressed. You have updog. Remus: What's updog? James: PADFOOT, GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT. #source: tumblr #but originally from the office 2,165 notes
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    Hair - xxrouxx blaineisapizza There's an echo of what Lily did - quite a conscious echo of what Lily did - right at the start of the story, at the very end of the story. At the start of the story, Lily dies to keep her son alive. At the end of the story, Harry lies, pretending to be dead, on the ground, and it's a mother who saves him again because she's trying to get to her own son. So that was my, you know, that was closing a circle. - JK Rowling Source: doloresjaneumbridge #harry potter 2,042
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    Font - annalikesthings: sniffytugboat: dajo42: i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with "wizard" replaced with "cool guy" and any mention of a magic spell replaced with "sweet trick" The Ministry of Sweet Tricks #yer a cool guy harry
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    Product - o EE theadventuresofspaceexplorer: #so great #hp 09:50 C Likes Q pocketpadfoot: Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie and it goes fine but then he's too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can't stop laughing these are the best 84% : Share
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    Font - McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black? Peter: Doing stuff. McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin? Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing the stuff. McGonagall: Mr. Potter? Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stop Sirius from doing the stuff. McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew? Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stop James from stop Remus from stop Sirius from doing the stuff.
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    Font - rumbellehasthephonebox: kittykitpanda: rumbellehasthephonebox: kittykitpanda: Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class. Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class. Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available. Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.
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    Bottle - Sydney @sydneyny. I mean, I would if he wasn't dead. Ref Share a Coke with Cedric #ShareaCoke
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    Rectangle - noodlerface Follow summary of the harry potter series harry: guys something's up everyone: ah u're just paranoid voldemort: hello children time. for death Source: prouviare
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    Font - why in deathly hallows did they have everyone polyjuice themselves into harry when harry could have polyjuiced into a muggle and have been driven to safety away from the threat of death eaters who don't know how to work things in the muggle world who came up with these plans anyway DUMBLEDORE. DUMBLEDORE CAME UP WITH THESE PLANS.
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    Product - ●●000 Verizon 3:39 AM Tweet Proffessor Snape @ProfSnapeSev Timelines 9,297 notes Just for the record, cats don't actually like it when you raise them in the air and sing the Lion King song. My apologies, Minerva. 9/30/14, 3:30 AM 7 RETWEETS 12 FAVORITES 27 Reply to Proffessor Snape Notifications 100% Messages Me Source: i-found-my-grace
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    Font - nrs-blackthorn: mugglebornheadcanon: 1737. A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT. this went from stereotypical to stereotypical and it was still hilarious
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    Font - Anaticula an-ah-TIK-yoo-la - Causes the victim's wand to produce ducks whenever a spell is cast. I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT JAMES AND SIRIUS DIDN'T USE THIS SPELL EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY FOUGHT THE DEATH EATERS I MEAN: "avada kedavra!" "oi malfoy is that a duck mate??" #padfoot #prongs #brotp #marauder 1 316 notes 11
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    Outerwear - 09:28:22:06: Skype CR025728 09:28:23:21: CR 11728 180 3231 CR:C118 Sc: 0494 I'll ask someone I like. WATSON: I'm so sorry. 180- 1179+06 EH.62 2826 4193+06 Tk:6 180- 1181+13 Sc: 0494 You're laughing because you hit me so hard, aren't you? Okay. www EH.62.2826 4195+13 1907 180- 1187+09 www EH.62 2826 4201+09
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    Nose - itv 11.1 mareluna3000.tumblr.com mareluna3000: Journalist: "I've just noticed there's no glass in your glasses." Dan:"Yeah do feel free to poke me in the eye. That's what Rupert does."
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    Hair - jenacolemich amypand nanceswithwolves generalklytus: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are. Not as good as you. thekingdomofben: Source: suzybishop Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. No really Hermione you're way better than him Well actually Harry produced a powerful patronus at only 13 years old, cheated death twice, and destroyed the most terrible dark wizard that ever terrorized anyone ever. yeah but hermione punch
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