goat simulator

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True horror is coming to Goat Simulator in GoatZ, a new zombie survival DLC touted as the "first survival game not in Early Access."  Touché.

The game will feature:

-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so


Get it on Steam starting May 7th for $4.99.

Via Xbox
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Everyone's favorite caprinae simulator is coming to an Xbox near you this spring.  The game will be released for both Xbox One and 360.

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The free DLC expansion that's "MMO simulation so good you'll think it's real" will be released on Steam on November 20, 2014. In an effort to perfectly simulate an MMO, the expansion includes five classes: warrior, rouge(?), magician, hunter, and microwave(???).

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Mayhaps it would make the perfect "April Fools, Not Actually April Fools" gift for the goat lover in your life.