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"Microsoft has revealed its latest product prop: a ridiculously large Xbox One in Vancouver. Straight reports that the console is 40 feet long and 20 feet wide, and that the prop will 'unlock' if enough people 'pledge' their gamertags — hinting that the next-generation monument could be preparing for some sort of human sacrifice."

Is this the prototype that had the power brick inside?

If you need some time off from work to play your new Xbone, Microsoft has provided a perfectly detailed note from your "Entertainment Therapy" MD, letting you off the hook from any obligations for a day...or five.

To whom it may concern,

Due to the Zombie Flu your employee will not be able to fulfill the scheduled commitment he/she has with you. Because of the severity of this condition I'm prescribing a heavy dose of Xbox One. He needs to destroy zombies.

After a thorough examination, I've concluded that the all-in-one entertainment system is the only cure for the aforementioned condition.

This treatment may take anywhere from 1-3 days to work and will require years of accumulating achievements thereafter. If the patient is disrupted with work, I will have to double the prescribed amount of Xbox One.

If used effectively, Xbox One can help relieve the patient's entertainment deprivation and will have an increased state of happiness at all times.

NeoGAF spotted a listing for next gen current gen titles on Redbox, but the listing has since disappeared from their site. Supposedly, Wii U releases are out March 25th, and PS4/Xbox One starts April 1st. Let the renting begin!

Between November 2nd, 2014 and January 3rd, 2015 you'll get $50 off an Xbox One (in the United States), which brings the price down to $349.

Unless Amazon's listing is incorrect, we'll be seeing Rise of the Tomb Raider on Xbox 360/One, PS3/4 and PC.

Not convinced you're getting your money's worth with next gen consoles? Check out these side by side comparisons between PS3/4, and Xbox 360/One. Also get a look at the next Metal Gear Solid game, Ground Zeroes, out March 18th.

Be warned, he uses some well-deserved adult language in this clip. Others are reporting fluid leaking from their consoles. Xbox, stahp.

For $499 you'll get an Xbox One, Titanfall (digital download), and one month of Gold. Worth it?