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Draco's birthday and harry potter's son keep J K Rowling on Twitter
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J.K. Rowling confirmed a fan June 5 in their celebration of the character Draco Malfoy's birthday. She even let slip his age.



At the ripe, old age of 35, Draco can now officially be elected the President of the United States. Except for the fact that he was probably born in England. Or in the Wizarding World. Or whatever.

But if his parents took a portkey to America for the birth of their son and he was naturalized in the colonies, he could still make a run for it.

Rowling didn't stop there.

She amazingly took on a fan who doubted the legitimacy of Harry's naming his son after Serverus Snape.



What a basic fan complaint. Why do you engage with this J.K.? Don't you have things to do? Where are your children?

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The clan names referenced are houses of the North, who have thusfar only a had passing appearance in the book series. It sounds as though we may be playing as a character from House Forrester, and that the name of the game itself may be "Iron From Ice."

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Apple Releases Its $50,000 Mac Pro, The Internet Reacts

If you thought tech companies couldn't possibly release a product more stupid than Tesla's Cybertruck, you'd be wrong! Apple just released its most expensive product ever today: the Mac Pro, which has a $6,000 base price and - get this - can cost all the way up to just over $100,000 if you want the absolute most powerful Mac that money can buy. 

Purchasing the wheels alone will cost you a cool $400. Apple, you're just trolling us at this point, right? Honestly we think this computer is just some sort of weird flex for the disturbingly wealthy. 

All we're saying here is, this damn thing better turn into a flying car, or have the ability to cure cancer or some sh*t.

Funny Twitter memes and reactions about the price of Apple's new Mac Pro
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Twitter Had a Lot to Say About "the Battle of the Bastards"

Was that the best episode of Game of Thrones ever? A lot of fans seem to think so. And those same fans had a lot of other thoughts, too. WARNING: SPOILERS!

best tweets from twitter about battle of the bastards
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twitter Game of Thrones George RR Martin - 8217867008
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Martin's publisher, Random House, confirms that the account is indeed real. Here's to Martin having a new distraction to keep him from finishing his books!

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From BattleDelibird: "Or are they one in the same? At least the one way, obviously your mom is not a Pokémon unless you are a Cubone. Where'd she go? :("

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