twilight

Do you ship it?

Sherlock (BBC)

I'm so sorry to say that this is the ONLY chapter (so far) of this amazing Twilight/Fast and the Furious crossover with not just one, but TWO authors! It's been so long since I've seen someone swoon over Dominic Toretto that I almost forgot how attractive his big, bald, shiny head was. Be still, my heart. To make matters worse, these clever authors left us with such a cliffhanger! Who could this mystery man be? A hottie hot-hot vampire from Twilight? Some other extremely significant character from the Fast and the Furious that I've forgotten about? Wasn't Ja Rule in that movie? What ever happened to him?

P.S. I never realized how close Forks was to Seattle! Three hours seems like a reasonable daily commute, doesn't it?

Should've just given her an Everstone...

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From the submitter: "FaCe ThE StRaNgE was written by Dallas Philpott, AKA Dally. When she began posting the story on Deviantart with the username DallyRotl, she recieved large amounts of critisism for her story. She ended up getting banned from the site for threatening to kill people. Many believed her username was an anagram for "Lady Troll", though Dally stated she had mistyped "Rofl". This horribly written Fanfiction gained quite a following two year ago from users on Gaiaonline. It rivals the story of My Immortal."

If this isn't trolling, than I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

They know they bucked up...