It takes some real Sith stones to turn you Tinder profile into the 'Traitor' Stormtrooper from The Force Awakens, but that's exactly what this guy did and he nailed it.
He proceeds to spit some mad game that would make nerdy girls anywhere swoon.
If they're lucky he might show them his Z6 riot control baton
Well, it turns out that people don't care if you're a convicted child rapist on Tinder, as long as you're really attractive.
This 'experiment' was run by a user on Reddit who created a fake profile of a supremely attractive male model who confesses to 'wanting to be with kids'. The experiment itself is pretty f**ked up, but the reactions are even more so.
Never forget the rules of Tinder:
Step 1: Be Attractive
Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive
I'll be the first to say that I'm as weary as the rest of you when it comes to the latest assemblage of funny, strange, cringe-packed modern (so...Tinder) dating moments. More often than not, we're left scratching our heads, legitamately discouraged or confused with the current state of dating affairs as a millennial. Are we devolving when it comes to dating, or are these convos and wildly creative profiles natural symptoms of progress? Probably a bit of both.
If you guys ever encounter any remarkably twisted Tinderers (we'll pretend that's a word for the meanwhile), and you're down to share your convo/profile please submit 'dem screenshots over here! We're always game to credit and feature community submissions.
In less than a month Pokémon GO! has taken this planet by storm. Look around you, and you're apt to see someone with a fixed gaze on their phones, swiping upwards aggressively, scowling at their screens, trying to catch 'em all.
It's insane how big this game is. Pokémon GO! is more popular than Tinder right now, and was more popular than porn for a brief bit of time as well. Plus Pokémon GO! is tracking more than 21 million daily active users, so that's pretty damn chill...
The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?
This is certainly one of the more aggressive dating stories we've come across in a while, but hey, leave it to Tinder to inspire some modern day madness.
