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Whole Crap-Ton Of 'Witcher' Memes For The Addicts Who Can't Get Enough

The internet is going crazy for the Netflix series The Witcher, and anyone who's seen the show will understand why. If you have yet to watch it, these memes might make you want to get on that a little quicker. 

Want even more amusing Witcher material? Head on over to eBaum's World, or take a stroll through our last gallery

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Get pumped for The Witcher 3 by watching Geralt take on one hell of a monster in this gorgeous cinematic video.  Content warning: visceral violence, lady nips, and blood ahead. 

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In an open letter on the Witcher website, co-founder and Joint CEO of CD PROJEKT RED Marcin Iwiński lays it all out (TL;DR? Paid DLC sucks, have some free DLC):

We love games. We love collecting them, playing them, and everything connected to that experience. Every time we reach out for a new release, we expect to be taken care of. We expect support if we encounter any problems, we love updates constantly improving the experience, and we feel really special when we receive free content that gives us more than we initially paid for. It doesn't have to be huge, it can be an awesome skin for a character, or an extra sword, or armor.

Unfortunately this treatment is quite rare these days. As gamers, we nowadays have to hold on tight to our wallets, as surprisingly right after release, lots of tiny pieces of tempting content materialize with a steep price tag attached. Haven't we just paid a lot of cash for a brand new game?

As CD PROJEKT RED, we strongly believe this is not the way it should work and, with The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, we have decided to do it differently. Cutting to the chase, everyone who buys Wild Hunt will receive 16 specially prepared DLCs absolutely for free, regardless of platform. You don't have to pre-order, you don't have to buy any special edition to get them -- if you own a copy of Wild Hunt, they're yours. This is our way of saying thank you for buying our game.

Regards, Marcin

(Emphasis added)

The DLC will be distributed in packs of two every week starting on February 25th. The first two packs will include a Temerian Armor Set (with horse armor!) and a Beard and Hairstyle Set for Geralt, then a new look for Yennefer and a new contract mission.

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'The Witcher' Developer, CD Projekt RED, Awarded $7 Mill, Hopefully Means the Release of 'Cyberpunk 2077'

"The GameINN program—a fruit of our industry's collaborative efforts—will, in the coming years, enable Polish developers to carry out nearly 40 projects worth 191 million PLN. I am confident that the resulting innovative solutions will further elevate the quality of Polish video games and enhance our competitiveness on the global stage. Indeed, our industry now has the potential to become the champion of the modern Polish economy."

CD Projekt Red president Adam Kicinski,

CDPR has had a project in the works for years called 'Cyberpunk 2077', which looked incredible in it's (now aged) trailer. Hopefully this grant combined with the success of The Witcher 3 will mean that this game will see the light of day in the near future. Either way take a look, the designs are beautiful.

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On the latest episode of Conan O'Brien's "Clueless Gamer," Conan discovers what may be the best new feature of The Witcher 3.  Apparently getting it on in hidden ponds and the lair of a succubus was not enough; The Witcher 3 has upped the ante, letting you have sex ATOP A UNICORN.  Mind you, it's not a live unicorn, but who cares?!  It's a unicorn! It's magical!

If you want to get straight to the action, head to around 9:20 in the video.