religion

If you grew up watching Pokémon or playing the games, Creflo Dollar Ministries thinks Pokémon made you gay.  According to a "study" conducted by the church, children born in the late 80s through the early 90s "had their sexuality warped by Ash and his fruity friends."  The study claims the Pokémon themselves are also to blame, including Bulbasaur, who apparently has a representation of a breast on its back combined with a name that "casts doubt on the natural attraction of man to the forms of the female body."  Meanwhile, Pokémon like Weedle are phallic in appearance (nobody tell him about the move harden!), while Mew is said to represent a third gender.



For context, Pastor Dollar has previously asked his congregation for money to buy a private jet retailing for around $65 million.  So, there's that.

It's the only thing in our heads right now :D

Also, here's a copy of Fellowship, free of charge!

They're all black belts in karate, and at least one of them loves Doctor Who, but they believe the spells in Harry Potter are real, and are fighting the good fight against evil and demons. Check out the full documentary on them here if you dare.

Don't tell this Pastor that there's going to be another Star Wars movie soon.

In response to a question about whether or not there were any Jewish students at Hogwarts, JK Rowling not only named a Jewish student who attended with Harry named Anthony Goldstein (if you're wondering, he was in some bits about Dumbledore's Army), but also confirmed that there are LGBT students, and people of all religions except Wiccans in attendance.  

So, they're there, just not really where you can see them.