pr0n

Yeah, this Pokémon pr0n parody is a thing that really exists, and for some reason the folks who made it opted to not go the hot cosplay Pikachu route.  Instead, they created this abomination, Dikachu:



If that hasn't turned you off completely, you can watch the full safe-ish for work trailer here.  It features the cleverly named "Fisty," "Squirt-hole," and "Gash," and I'd rather die than see it again. 

Someone send help, there isn't enough eye bleach in my arsenal for this.

Who wouldn't want Glandolf as a mentor?

From the folks who brought you The Humper Games, The Knobbit, and Game of Bones, comes the adult parody you never knew you wanted: Gnardians of the Galaxy. Featuring Rocket Raccooch and Groin, the intergalactic sex brigade will hit an internet near you on April 3rd. I wonder what Rocket thinks of the new Raccooch...

Oh god, why? Warning: the full story is not safe for life.

P.S. Want to share your bad fanfiction with us? All you have to do is upload a screencap with a link to the full story! My bulk-sized bottle of eye bleach is just sitting here, waiting for your submissions.