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Via io9
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From the folks who brought you The Humper Games, The Knobbit, and Game of Bones, comes the adult parody you never knew you wanted: Gnardians of the Galaxy. Featuring Rocket Raccooch and Groin, the intergalactic sex brigade will hit an internet near you on April 3rd. I wonder what Rocket thinks of the new Raccooch...

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Oh god, why? Warning: the full story is not safe for life.

P.S. Want to share your bad fanfiction with us? All you have to do is upload a screencap with a link to the full story! My bulk-sized bottle of eye bleach is just sitting here, waiting for your submissions.

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Is Your Pokémon Waifu Certified Safe for Work?

This website claims to be able to tell if an image is, uh, adult content, based on some kind of highly technical algorithms, I'm sure. But can it tell which Pokémon are fappable?

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Yeah, this Pokémon pr0n parody is a thing that really exists, and for some reason the folks who made it opted to not go the hot cosplay Pikachu route.  Instead, they created this abomination, Dikachu:



If that hasn't turned you off completely, you can watch the full safe-ish for work trailer here.  It features the cleverly named "Fisty," "Squirt-hole," and "Gash," and I'd rather die than see it again. 

Someone send help, there isn't enough eye bleach in my arsenal for this.

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Via Kotaku
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Kotaku reporter Nathan Grayson asked the question on everybody's mind (and other places): will the Oculus Rift feature pr0n?  

Oculus CEO Brendan Iribe says no: "Our store is not gonna have VR pr0n on it.  It’s gonna be a curated environment where you can go and get great games. Parents can trust that their 13 and above year-olds can go in and get games. That’s what we’re focused on."

While you'll surely be able to find adult entertainment for your Oculus Rift, don't expect it in the official store.  Play some games, grossos.