House rules, tsk, tsk.

This player had a circle of shepherd's druids but was continuously dissatisfied with her character's performance in combat.

Sorry, you're not old enough to play with us anymore.

Who cast fireball?

Someone is mad and isn't afraid to show it.

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This player really liked chickens...

From sneaking into a goblin camp, to discovering castles in the sky...

Here is an entertaining collection of the most epic and wild sentences uttered by DnD players during a game.

One DnD player reacts to unfair DMing, fearing he will lose his character forever.

Fun fact, nobody knows what they're doing.

Instead of getting support, this player got roasted.

One Dungeon Master told his players in great detail about NPCS and monsters they would encounter, leading to a DnD discussion regarding table disputes.

You are treading through the deep, dark woods, crossing paths with a variety of magical creatures along the way. Your suit of armor is made of interwoven rings of steel, and the metal blade of your silver sword is tucked nicely in your scabbard. You fear no one, but all fear you. That is, until you make your way into a mysteriously quiet clearing. There should be animals here, you think to yourself, as you look around and are greeted by nothing but an empty silence. No pitter-patter of small pa…

The intrusive thoughts are telling you to blow on the game cartridge