Is your life in shambles? Buy a plant! Are you on the brink of an emotional breakdown? Time for a new potted plant! Is your social life as barren as the Namib Desert? Time for a new succulent! Will they solve all your problems? No! Will it suddenly transform you into a valued, well-adjusted member of society? Of course not! But will you feel an inexplicable rush of dopamine while you buy said potted plants ? You betcha! Why? Beats me! But it works! If your house is overflowing with greenery and…