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parody
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Seriously, have you tried to write on one of those things?
Via 50NerdsofGrey
Did you think there was no other mileage to be had from poking fun of 50 Shades of Grey? You might want to reconsider that opinion.
Seven months after the movie's release and a full four years after the book made many steamy, the new Twitter account 50 Nerds of Grey has a new twist on the well-ridden bandwagon.
As the name suggests, it takes nerd culture and finds the f*tish funny within it.
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015She writhed on the floor, squealing at the extreme pain he had inflicted on her. 'I thought you said you'd put all your Lego bricks away!'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015
It's even better because the account uses the picture of Moss from The IT Crowd, so it's only natural to read these tweets in his high, English accent.
Her eyes widened as he placed his Bunsen burner on her dressing table and lit the flame. She loved a man who was experimental in the bedroom
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 8, 2015'Remove your clothes,' she said in a calm, clear voice. 'Now bend over the table.'
He silently obeyed. There was no point arguing with Siri.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 8, 2015'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'Alright,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015
Yep... I should probably put more effort in these...
