oh god why

I hear plants vs zombies going to be really plot heavy.
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

So, this is a thing. A 'Plants Vs Zombies' movie.

Via Tracking Board:

In a move that should surprise no one, I can now confirm that an adaptation of the popular video game is now in development at Warner Bros. will produce the feature through his shingle , which has had a first-look deal with the studio for the last few years. and will oversee development for the studio.
wario crossover oh god why gardevoir - 8558534656
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

This is the result of your brother mishearing you and thinking you said "Wario Gardevoir" when talking about pokemon varaitions. Weird abomination of fanart. I'm worried I may have accidentally made a meme.

pokemon memes pokemon porn parody
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Yeah, this Pokémon pr0n parody is a thing that really exists, and for some reason the folks who made it opted to not go the hot cosplay Pikachu route.  Instead, they created this abomination, Dikachu:



If that hasn't turned you off completely, you can watch the full safe-ish for work trailer here.  It features the cleverly named "Fisty," "Squirt-hole," and "Gash," and I'd rather die than see it again. 

Someone send help, there isn't enough eye bleach in my arsenal for this.

Favorite

Guy Conducts Twisted Experiment On Tinder As Fake Child Rapist and Gets Horrifying Results

Well, it turns out that people don't care if you're a convicted child rapist on Tinder, as long as you're really attractive.

This 'experiment' was run by a user on Reddit who created a fake profile of a supremely attractive male model who confesses to 'wanting to be with kids'. The experiment itself is pretty f**ked up, but the reactions are even more so.

Never forget the rules of Tinder:

Step 1: Be Attractive

Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive 




Guy Conducts Twisted Experiment On Tinder As Fake Child Rapist and Gets Horrifying Results
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Warning: This is creepy, grotesque, and nightmare inducing.