You just rolled a nat 20

You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct . In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct —that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if y…

This listicle is like hitting “Shuffle” on your browser history (Do people still use “Shuffle” anymore? It used to be such a big deal that apple came out with the iPod Shuffle that will only play random playlists, Remember that?) It has a little bit of everything - Some Star Wars mixed with Alien, some Ghostbusters mixed with Lord of the Rings, Back to the future with Die Hard - anything goes! This is the secret to a good Geeky T-shirt, too, By the way - If you want people stopping you on the s…

When I was in high school, I used to think that I was too strange to hang out with . I could hear everyone talking about the music and TV shows that they liked and it was so far away from what I was watching that I would just smile and nod. They would yap about whatever happened on the latest episode of whatever reality show they were watching, while my mind was still traveling across the latest fictional land I was reding about in my latest book series obsession. But what I learned when I got…

Let's do a Geek test - Close your eyes and think hard about Jerry's apartment from “Seinfeld”. Ok, now open your eyes because you can't read this text with your eyes closed. But let's do a little memory test - I want you to Imagine you are standing in Jerry's kitchen, facing the living room, and now you start walking towards his bedroom. Did you take a right towards the bathroom and then take a hard left right into the bedroom? Pretty impressive considering we never actually saw his bedroom in…

Dungeons & Dragons - It's cheaper than therapy!

Got to keep up appearances

This listicle is so Punny!

If you love sci-fi, fantasy, and horror (and between us, who doesn't?) and you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you probably already know about Heavy Metal Magazine, one of the most influential comic magazines of all time. This magazine featured several very distinct stories in each issue - each story presenting a unique art style in a completely different genre . I used to collect these Issues and had an entire section in my comic book collection dedicated to this wonderful magazine. One of the grea…

I'm in my experimental sourdough baking arc.

Meme-vengers... Assemble!

I sometimes think about the information that is stored in my Brain and how it's about 85% movie quotes and useless trivia about pop culture. If you asked me what my social security number was or what I had for breakfast I Would just stand there, staring at you for a good minute until I give up and declare that I have no idea. But for some reason , I know that Gandalf's horse is called Shadowfax and that the planet in the alien movie is called lv-426. Why? Why would my Brain decide to store that…

This listicle features some the most timeless and iconic movie posters in movie history, and they were all illustrated by one man - Drew Struzan. Now, I'll be honest with you, I never actually given any real thought as to who actually made all these movie posters, simply because I took them for granted. It made sense that awesome movies have awesome posters. I guess I just figured that the studios reach out to several different artists and end up picking the best one and that there was an agree…

Being witty is better than being correct.

I knew all those years of watching TV endlessly and reading Sci-fi books would pay off! All that time I spent reading obscure lord of the Rings facts and watching YouTube deep dives into the intricate history of the Star Wars Universe. Hours upon hours spent in unknown reddit threads, reading overly detailed fan theories and searching through endless Facebook discussions, cramming each piece of useless information into my rotting mind have finally paid off - I got the obscure reference behind t…

You have a weird sense of humor—FALSE! The jokes and memes you like are objectively funny; they just require prior knowledge of certain pop culture cornerstones that not everyone possesses. While other people's interests and references are based on current world events and mainstream celebrity culture, yours are more obscure and specific. One might even say, more sophisticated. Don't get me wrong, it's still super silly and immature, but it's built on a much more intelligent foundation . For in…