mobile games

Hitman GO for iOS is out now, in case you wanted a Hitman mobile experience.

It ripoffs Pokémon and Mario, makes little to no sense, and constantly asks you for one hundred dollars.

If you've ever wished your Pokémon were less "cute fuzzy creatures" and more "scantily clad anime girls" (you know who you are), Pocket Master is the game for you:

The game apparently features evolution, so you can watch your barely covered babes turn into what I assume are even more scantily clad cuties. It's no Moemon, but it brings a kinda new gameplay style while you journey to defeat the evil Mewtwo.

If you've been playing the desktop version, worry not; you can use a linked Pokémon Trainer Club account to keep playing on your iPad.


Download it from iTunes, or check out the desktop version.

We may not get Silent Hills but that isn't stopping Norman Reedus from beginning his video game career. Daryl Dixon himself appears to be starring in the iOS game adaptation of the hit zombie show The Walking Dead.

Based on the trailer it appears to be something of a strategy RPG where players take control of a group of apocalypse survivors fending off walker bites. If there's any character customization you can expect to waste hours of your life on this one.