minions

Free us from this Minion hell.

They're already getting their own movie, and now the walking Twinkies are getting a comic!

Titan Comics will be publishing a line of Minion comics beginning this summer with the release of the Minions movie.  The first issue comes out June 17 in advance of the July 10 film release.

Oh.





Oh god.



God why?







Excuse me, I have to go like that Facebook page now. And I'm not even Emo.

Authorities in Chile confiscated these Minion themed pills from a plane inbound from the Netherlands, which turned out to be not harmless children's candy or vitamins, but illicit drugs. I'm assuming they're Minion-shaped because the only way anyone could ever watch that movie is if they were high as a kite.