User Drix1942 shares with us some of the hilarious subtitles that came along with his Chinese bootlegged version of Star Wars . From “Management Trainee Skywalker” in Episode 3 to General Hux commanding the first order to destroy all rebel cars, This trip through some of the most iconic moments in the Star Wars Saga gets a hilarious twist thanks to some very poor translating skills. Just imagine Obi-wan standing on Mustafar with his lightsaber, yelling at Anakin “The geography that I stands com…