I took my kids for their first ever pumpkin carving this week and it went as well as you'd think - My youngest was so thrilled we gave him a knife he basically committed homicide on the poor pumpkin While the elder got way too ambitious and tried to recreate an “among us” Pumpkin he saw on some YouTube video. The end result wasn't exactly what he expected so he just took a picture of my pumpkin and sent it to all of his friends. They were not impressed. Hey, I never claimed to know how to carve…

Time stops for no one, not even for the rich and famous. One day you are a teenager goofing around in front of the camera in your parents living room, and the next moment you are one of the richest people on earth. One second you are nervous about taking your yearbook photo and the next you have become a rock and roll legend. It's fun to look back at old pictures of famous people and see them as they were before their life had become something else entirely. A young Barbara Streisand riding her…

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

I send forth greetings, laden with humble tidings from a distant corner of the digital realm . Thy loyal servant, ever watchful for that which may bring mirth to thy court, hath sought out and gathered a fresh batch of rarest delights—memes, my liege. Verily, these whimsical wonders art unlike any thou hast seen before, crafted with the wit and jest worthy of a king’s eye. It is with great honor that I present these humble offerings from the Meme Market , plucked by hand from the furthest reach…

Let's face it, Being always right is an art form and it takes a really sharp mind and a quick wit to be able to always bend and twist the truth to your will. we went on a trip through the virtual landscapes of the World Wide Web, sifted through sassy comments, Clever tweets, and hilarious memes, and curated for you 31 standout moments from the world of technically true humor. Prepare for a dose of witty accuracy. We found wordsmiths, wizards of logic, and smart-asses galore. They always have an…

Dark and creepy memes that are sure to speak to your shadowy soul

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct . In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct —that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if y…

This listicle is so Punny!

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

A Nightmare on Elm Street is the perfect horror movie. I don’t care how many of you try to tell me it’s The Shining , Halloween , or maybe The Texas Chainsaw Massacre —‘ Nightmare ’ will always be at the top of my personal list. What Wes Craven was able to do in that movie, which no other horror film could do back then (or since), is make the horror inevitable. Let me explain. Are you afraid Jason Voorhees will come after you? Just don’t go to Camp Crystal Lake. Worried about a Xenomorph ? Just…

I don’t know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct . In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct —that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if y…

I have mixed feelings about Zoom meetings . On one hand, the convenience is undeniable—rolling out of bed, tossing on a somewhat respectable top, and joining a work meeting without ever leaving the house (let's be real, pajamas may still be the bottom half of my outfit). It's efficient, no commuting required, and I definitely don't miss sitting in traffic just to attend a meeting that could've easily been summarized in an email. But on the other hand, the non-stop video calls can start to feel…