For too long, the nerds have been divided. Each guarding their fandom as if it were a precious Arkenstone, each gatekeeping their lore for fear of contaminating it with non-canon events. For too long, the geeks have fought each other on the battleground of TV quotes and movie references, each trying to hoard their memes in the safety of their own subreddits. But I say no more! Unite, my fellow dorks and dweebs! Unite under one banner - the banner of crossover memes . We are not so different - t…

Come to the dark side

Dungeons & Dragons - It's cheaper than therapy!

Dungeons & Dragons - It's cheaper than therapy!

I'm not saying I have a strange sense of humor, but everyone around me definitely says that—a lot! Some things just make me laugh, and I can't really explain why. It's not that I don't know what's funny about them; it's just too hard to explain to a normal person. I would have to explain two, or maybe three different fandoms , and then draw the connection between each of them to explain why an image is funny. By that point, it's not funny anymore. I've always been like that. My friends would te…

The owl is on its way

For too long, the nerds have been divided. Each guarding their fandom as if it were a precious Arkenstone, each gatekeeping their lore for fear of contaminating it with non-canon events. For too long, the geeks have fought each other on the battleground of TV quotes and movie references, each trying to hoard their memes in the safety of their own subreddits. But I say no more! Unite, my fellow dorks and dweebs! Unite under one banner - the banner of crossover memes . We are not so different - t…

Dungeons & Dragons - It's cheaper than therapy!

The Weasleys or the Malfoys?

I used to be a funny dude, I swear! I distinctly remember making people squirt their drinks out of their nose, people holding their stomachs while bent over, laughing and even people begging me to stop cracking jokes because they are about to pee their pants. However, and i'm not making this up, ever since i became a dad, I have stopped being “The funny one” in our group of friends (Now i'm. somehow, considered “The smart one”). I swear that at the same day I first became a father, all my jokes…

More fun than killing lvl 1 rats in a sewer

Nerdiness is a hell of a drug . Once you try one science fiction movie and like it, it's impossible to stop. One of your friends suggests you give Star Wars a try, and a week later, you are binge-watching Battlestar Galactica and buying Star Trek Funko Pops. You read one chapter of Lord of the Rings, and you suddenly find yourself knee-deep in a Dungeons and Dragons session with a bunch of sweaty, role-playing nerds . Also, your very definition of what is cool changes completely. You used to th…

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

I swear, all I did was try out a new spell my friend Dave told me about—the one that is supposed to summon a lesser demon to come and do all your chores for you. And I don't know if I recited the incantation wrong, or if I added the wrong ingredient to the pot (I used the eye of an action figure of Newt from Aliens because I couldn't find an actual newt). Anyway, this portal opened up, but instead of a small, friendly demon, all these memes started pouring out, and they seem to be coming from e…

Memes to store in your Bag of Holding

*dials tech support